Some Blowhard Puffing Himself Too Much? Sure-fire way shut him up. Method must be used sparingly. PETA upset that Bex reveals secret method. Caution: You aren't fond of crudeness? Skip! Stop his bragging

Who do You Want To Cover Your Back?

Beauty is only skin deep, isn't it?

The bad guys are almost upon you. You need help. You are outnumbered 10 to 1.

There are two possible sources of help. Either will help you fight if take her to the dance later that night.

You can choose only one.Who will you choose?

What Really Happened To The Three Bllind Mice That Ran After The Farmer's Wife?

Pit Stop No-Mor

Your over active bladder makes road trips something to dred due to pit stop at every restroom? Getting tired of this?

Simple solution:

Use the latest "Pit Stop No-Mor" to take the trip.

k\Think Twice Before You Act

You want a bite, but he does not want to share? So, you decide to take it all? A death wish , man. You know who he is?

No Atheist Here!!!

This guy was driving left to right, ran into the guard rail, flipped over, and landed just as shown in the top pictue.

Now look at the bottom picture to put things into perspective.

Computer Virisus Now Named For Politicians

Cyber-terrorists try daily to crash the US. Each virus has an exotic name cloaked as something good.

How would we have named non-terrorist viruses just a few years ago?

They would have been named<

Ij You Can't Beat 'em, Join 'em.

NUW, National Union of Women, not practicing what they preach, ie, equality.

Young man wants to undergo gender change and just be one of the gals. NUW having hissy fit just because young man hates women and is in prison as a serial killer of women.

Surely, he won't hate himself if he becomes a woman.

All I need is a little lipstick, dress, and rouge, and I'll be nice. Wait and See

says serial killer.

How Booze Can Help

Hey, all you alkies. Tired of constant nagging to stop drinking? Show those nagees some of the,

The positives of booze

Racism Defined

Part of university angry at race-based scholarship.

Heck, isn't this the norm for universities these days? Yeh, but this time it's restricted to white studens. White? White? Why, those, those racists.

Liberals expound,

This $ could be used for minority scholarships which isn't racist

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Kitties Just Wanna Have Fun

All your life you wanted a black cat, but your Mom said no, because it is bad luck.

So, she gets you one of another color.

Bex shows you how to turn it black.

Gauranteed to work

Ben Hur's Baby Picture

You saw the movie Ben Hur with Charlton Heston. Bex did some research on the real Ben Hur. Found the only existing baby picture. If alive, Ben's Mom would coo, Yep! That's my boy.