Wednesday, June 4, 2008

GOP Win Is Cinch

Why do all the fat, rich Republicans sit around during fine whiskey and smoking finer cigars? It is because they know they win. This knowledge does not spring from knowledge that Democrats are willing to marry the same sex, kill babies, and other horrendous crimes under the guise of equal rights and liberalism.
No, it is due to the fact that they can keep rising oil prices so that only the Republicans can afford to travel to vote. Plus, they get all the profits.