Thursday, October 24, 2013

A New Thought: Was GOP Behind Obamacare Enrolement Gliches


Will a future investigation reveal this:

GOP back to cheating ways by hiring hackers to sabotage enrollment in Obamacare?

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Tea Party Announces Opening Of New Gulag For The Poor And Ill

Can you expect this announcement soon from the Tea Party?

Tea Party:

 We, the Rule or Ruin Party, have devised the final solution to the problems caused by the poor, ill, and old. Logic dictates that without this class of sub-humans the problems caused by them would not exist.

The solution is simple. We inspect each and every person is the USA. Any that we deem to be unworthy of full humankind  must, by process of elimination, belong to the class of sub-human.


Those so classed by us will immediately be exiled to the Gulag for Poor Pitiful Pauls. The most immediate benefit noticed by the country will be the obvious lack of need for Obamacare.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Tea Party: We Lost The Battle But Will Win The War

Could this be going on in the minds of the Tea Party?

Tea Party: We lost the battle when we tried to get rid of Obamacare which would get rid of the poor schmucks who could not afford health care like we can. Now we take the fight to the states to make sure none of them expand Medicaid. Medicaid is used by the poorest of the poor. If those schmucks can't get Medicaid, they will either die or be herded to our Gulag for the Golden Oldies. Either way they won't be around to bother us rich folks any more. Then we dance our, "Victory is Ours'" dance.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Tea Party All -Time Spin Champ

Quiz: When are (is):
           a. losers winners?
           b. winners losers?
           c. the truth a lie?
           d. a lie the truth?

Answer: Whenever the Tea Party explains how it was victory for them when the government
               shutdown ended.

Tea Party responds: Well, what do you expect? You think we are going to tell the truth 'bout how
                                    we got our asses whopped? We told all kinds of lies 'bout Obamacare, so
                                    we should tell the truth now?

          

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

In Defense of the GOP



No one faults the Village Idiot if he uses the same failed method over and over again with the expectation that next attempt will result in the desired result.

Now, should we not have the same sympathy for the GOP? True, it did an evil by shutting down the government when it could not get rid of Obamacare, an issue approved by the American people in the last election. But, it could not help itself. It is too incompetent and stupid to know it is too incompetent and stupid. Like the Village Idiot, it kept using extortion over and over again to force the American public into capitulation. It never worked regardless of how many times it was tried.

Should we not just keep it at bay, pat it on the head, but keep power out of its hands so it can no longer harm itself and others? Remember, if it is too stupid to know it is too stupid, it is not its fault.

As the next elections come and go, will the other political parties be gracious enough to thank the GOP for giving them wins on a silver platter? Can you deem them rude if they don't offer thanks considering the fact that the GOP is too stupid and incompetent to know what the thanks meant?

Monday, October 14, 2013

GOP Explains All



GOP: Well, see, its like this. It is not our fault that we have not solved this problem we caused when we did not get our way. We are too incompetent to know we are incompetent. If we could realize just how stupid we are in our self-destruction, it would not matter, because we are too stupid to stop. Hence, we must continue making the same mistakes over and over again in the expectation that one day the same flawed decision-making process we use will lead to a solution.

Sunday, October 13, 2013

When Not Seeing Is The Result Of Refusing To See

 
GOP: We are winning. We don't see anyone who wants Obamacare .

Tea Party Has End In Sight?

Tea Party: Pull just a little higher, and the USA will knuckle down to our demands.

GOP Last Demand That It Be Obeyed


GOP: We, the Rule Or Ruin Party, will not tolerate anything except that we Rule or Ruin!

GOP Smirks As It Self-Implodes


Ah, such a losing but so, so, stupid action. Watch as the GOP loses a fight for survival that it started just because it did not get its way. Schoolyard crybabies take their marbles and run home but live to cry another day, but the GOP is determined to end itself for good.

It all started when the GOP let the Tea Party herd it down the road of no return. The GOP, eager to please the Tea Party, willingly went down the road, defiant to the end. In its final days of life, the GOP said, "If the country is determined to give health care to those who cannot afford it, then  it doesn't need or want us. We are the Rule or Ruin Party, and we, true to our name, will ruin the country since we can't rule it. We self-implode in front of the world.

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Tea Party: Our Whole Goal Is To Help The Little Man



Tea Party: Yes, we are proud to be also known as the "We will Rule Or Ruin If You Don't Obey Us Party". We have our main goal of reducing the number of ill and poor in this great nation of ours. We will accomplish this goal by junking Obamacare. Without health care, do you really think the number of poor and ill will increase...hmmm, or will it go down?

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

GOP: We Stand On Our Principles Come What May

GOP: We have certain principles that must be met in every action we take. We will list them.

Our Principles:         a. Money talks.  
                                        b. Rich people count.  
                                        c. Poor people should get rich if they  want to count.  
                                        d. We will shut down the government if we don't get our way
                                            in everything we go for.
                                        e. We don't care if it is the law of the land, if the American public wants it,
                                            if the Supreme Court has approved it, whatever. If we don't want it
                                            and can't get our way...read d. above.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

GOP: The Ball Is Now In Your Court

GOP: We shut down the government, because, as we warned you, it is either Rule or Ruin. We listed
           demands, but you failed to obey. Therefore, all this ruin we cause, all this waste we leave
           behind us, is your fault.

          It is not too late to remedy the situation before we completely destroy America. Simply give in
          to each and every demand we make. If you don't then stand on the rubble we create of America
          and remember that it is your fault.

GOP: We Stand on Principle. We Will Not Budge Come Hell or High Water



GOP: Our principle is the core of our beliefs and practices. It is
          so simple that even an idiot can understand it. Simply stated
          it is: We list our demands, and you obey or we
               shut down the government.