Monday, March 25, 2019

Dems: Does Mueller's Report Not Prove He Colluded With Trump?

We, the self-righteous, bleeding-heart, liberals, who care more for the criminals who commit violence than for the victims (after all, they had a hard life while the victims probably had a rich life, now dedicate our lives and resources to proving that Muller colluded with Trump. We do not care if it costs the taxpayers billions, but we must have our preconceived conclusions established as facts.

To get a fresh start with relaxed minds at ease we will first have a seminar where the latest techniques for killing unwanted unborn babies are demonstrated. Then, fully recharged, we will begin anew.

Ahh, it is great to be a Democrat today: just look at all the porn, same-sex unions, and abortions. Okay, Founding Fathers, we don't care what you intended. Shove it up yours'.

Thursday, March 21, 2019

Does New Zealand Need NRA?

It is beyond tragic that all those Muslims in NZ were slaughtered. To compound it by banning assault weapons is also tragic.

Our NRA would have a solution: Mandate that every person be armed with at least one, and shoot at the first hint of aggression.

True, many innocents would be killed in the beginning, but soon everyone would be afraid to show even the slightest sign of aggression. Soon there would be peace.

Another plus is that soon everyone would be taking an interest in good government by running for office, because politicians get rich where the NRA is involved.

Medals could be awarded to the innocents killed in getting this solution to crime. The new national anthem would be, "Yea, Yea, NRA All the Way".