Bex:
GOP and DNC, I added truth serum to your drinks, so you will do what was once thought impossible for both of you...you will tell the truth. Now you are commanded to explain your economic policies.
GOP:
We want the rich to get richer and to hell with everyone else. The non-rich should pick themselves up by their bootstraps. They are lazy freeloaders not worthy of health care or anything else.
DNC:
We want a welfare state where everyone can get what he wants for free, and the state supplies everything to everyone, un/partially born babies exist to be killed at will, and same-sex unions abound.
Bex: Well folks, you heaard it from the horses' mouths.
