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Can't afford to stop working when you are sick?
Don't worry. Try this.
The essence of things important and not important. NOTE: Some biting sarcasm and satire may be present.
You know you, like everone else, have wondered if pop singers are born or trained to be stars.
If you train them before they can breathe on their own, you have it made.
A star 's beginning
Bex wanted to show blonde jokes are just so much crap so they would stop.Sent Apple computer to blonde who has a PhD in PC computers. Wanted to show world how fast she could master this different technology
Waited 5 minutes and burst in with camera.
Blonde with first Apple.
Dubya, sir, you are a lame-duck Prez who could not be elected to a dog-catcher post now. All America resents you because your incompetence and support of corrupt practices paved the way for Queen Hillary to become the next President. You should be ashamed. Dubya, sir, how do you respond to the feelings of Americans.
Dubya:
That's easy.
Jane Doe, you are a typical American citizen and voter who represents what all Americans feel about their politicians. True, they are noted for their greed and corruption, but maybe it could be different. I understand you have the same opinion of both the GOP and DNC. Please inform the public about your opinion of politicians.
My pleasure.
Origin of flies revealed at last.
We'll teach 'em to be gay.
Well! The nerve. Giving our 1st graders books about the Prince wooing and winning the Prince...as though they were afraid we would shirk our duty.School says,
Hmmph! You parents would have waited until the 2nd grade, when it should have been taught at birth.School teaches 1st graders that "Gay Is Best"
Do not listen unless you are an elephant
Hey, this is easy to do.
I'll just cut more Medicade and aid for sissy, disabled kids.
But Schwartzie, we already did that to enable tax cuts for the rich.
You idiots. Aren't some getting some aid? Cut that and charge a fee for doing so. Throw them in jail untill they pay.
Don't worry. This won't last long.
Why, we'd as soon blame the kindergarten children than to even harbor a thought that such murdering activities could be attributed to followers of Islam.
Read this article written by some prejudiced people.
A good education is more important than winning. If they can't pass, they are out.
No fair. No one could pass now regardless of IQ.Bex displays purloined copy of test for public.
Dubya, everyone knows you are as dumb as a bucket of rocks, but have small children ever noticed?
Dubya:
Only that time I thought I was reading Greek to them at the library.
Dubya, sir, it is a welll-know fact that the GOP cares only for the richer and richest. You just drank an extra large dose of truth serum, so answer this question. Have you or the GOP ever done anything nice to a person you feel is inferior?Dubya:
Hell, no! Oh, just a minute...I once pretended to like an inferior during a photo opt.
It is hard to believe, but some people will scam you if given a chance. Would you like to know how to absolutely make yourself scam-proof?
Unfortunately, this can't be free due to the cost overruns in the research.However, the charge will only be my actual cost.
Send $10 (cash only) and the phone call is free.
Dubya, is there anything in your administration that reminds you of Clinton?
Well, now that you mention it...
Punishment not appropiate for scum who just made real woman out of girl. Jails should be abolished. All society's fault. Conservatives will try to use this as excuse to mete out punishment rather than counseling.Bleeding-hearts:
Our proof that we are right is that even the mother was unaware. If something was really going on, how could she not know? If she was aware, we would send her and the abusers to double counseling.Conservatives:
Still don't believe in the death penalty?
The hospital said I owed $17,000, but could not inform of any connection between the patient and me because of Privacy Laws.Myhusband had just run off, I owe bills, and now I have to come up with $17,000.GOP to rescue:
You ought to be in prison doing hard time. All you care about is yourself. What about everyone else who respects our laws. Granted, the victim in hospital died due to hit-and-run, and he was your husband, and he couldn't give consent, because he was dead, but that's no excuse to disrespect the santity of our laws.
It's a fake publication, sort of like on April Fool's Day.AT&T fired employee, because his Christian values would not let him bow and scrape before Gays.
Ha! We took the politically correct side, because it is the fad of today. Can you believe that we lost? This will be easily overturned. That court must be a relic from the Middle Ages.World gasps as a US court actually rules for Christian rights.
Higher-ups say,
Talk to them. Counsel them. Show them you trust them. Don't treat them like criminals.Silly guards say,
They are criminals. We don't trust them. We want stab proof vests.Criminal prisoners say,
Of course you can trust us. Let's all make nice.SELF DEFENSELESS: "We want staff to talk to prisoners, to see how they're doing," says Tim Krause, spokesman for Corrections Canada, the country's prison authority. That's the thinking behind a new policy for all maximum-security prisons: guards may no longer wear "stab-proof" vests. "If you have that kind of presence symbolized by [such protective gear], you're sending a signal to the prisoner that you consider him to be a dangerous person." The Union of Canadian Correctional Officers is protesting the new rule. Several guards are flouting the regulation, wearing vests they purchased themselves. (Edmonton Sun) ...While inmates are anxious to test for the presence of vests, using shivs they made themselves.
Unvarnished truth.
Bex:
Dubya, how did Rice prep for the 9-ll hearings?Dubya:
With the master of B.S.
Bex:
Dubya, what do the youth of America say about your economic policy?Dubya:
See for yourself. Talk to a college graduate.
Bex:
Dubya, it's pathetic how Dick controls you. How did this ever get started?Dubya:
Well, we had our own show, and it just snowballed.
So, you say you can count, huh? Prove it, because others say you can't.
How many people are in the picture? Count carefully, wait about 6-7 seconds seconds and count again.
Your chance to prove you can count.Anyone can make a mistake. Haven't you ever spilled milk or dropped an egg?
Did the world end? You guessed it. Now she wants to sue.
A SYDNEY, Australia -- Eighteen months after colon surgery, a 69-year-old woman in Sydney discovered that surgeons at St. Geoge Hospital in Sidney left a pair of scissors in her abdomen.
Although the mishap was reported, the operating team was not disciplined, said the hospital's chief executive, David Pearce.
Satan is on a 3-day holiday as he sips a drink, smiles, and gloats,
I've always worked hard for the damnation of souls. With all the criminals, murder, rapes, etc., sometimes it's easy. But, the absolute best, beyond any question, is state-sponsored murder.
This evil is justified by a law.I just love it.
The Nazi concentration camps, the Soviet Gulag, Christian persercution, and now abortion. I can relax a day or two while I watch my underlings do their best to prepare a place for others next to them in my kingdom.The icing on he cake is when Catholics, who are taught from birth that abortion is morally wrong, promote it.
Yep. They do me proud.
Truth can hurt.
Bex:
Dubya, you can barely read and write, but what about math?Dubya:
It's my best subject.
Boys, are you in love with a beautiful girl but are too bashful to speak up?
Impress her with a message from your own personal ninja.
Write your love note in the bottom box of "send your own message"
Surely everyone knows that I am filthy rich, spoiled, and laws that apply or ordinary peasants do not apply to the famous, rich, pampered, brats. I was cold, was served a hot dog...etc. Can you imagine? Me, the great ME getting treated like...like I was one of you.
Dubya, what is a compassionate conservative?Dubya:
Damn it, Bex, it's Dubya, Sir!!Bex:
Sorry Dubya, Sir! Dubya , Sir, please define compassionate conservative.Dubya:
How many more times must I explain this?
Listen and enjoy. Gollum knows what your need. Yes, Gollum Raps Your Troubled Mind
Dubya, which TV show does all of America want you on?Dubya:
The one I most do not want to be on.
We can't let Bex publish this.
Dubya, don't you think Dick is rich enough?Dubya:
Never too much of a good thing.
Babe magnet says,
Yes, if you are a babe and very lucky, you can take me to your prom.
First, I need to interview your parents to make sure you are a good girl. (Don't want to sully my reputation)
Send $20 and pictures (close-ups and at 10-20 feet). If you pass, you will be entered in the drawing.Winner can take me to prom. (Bring mucho $)
Dubya, sir, what is the most fair way to characterize your supporters?Dubya:
To exactly what they are.
Kitty cat says,
I must trudge on or face the whip.
The correct solution.
Dubya, you ravage the environment. Will you ever protect it?Dubya:
I will immediately get rid of those high things that get in peoples' way when they walk.