Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Thief Repents In Middle Of Crime

Man decides to steal fuel from camper. After all, doesn't gasoline cost too much?
But, he realizes error of ways at beginning of crime and repents. So sorry for crime, he tosses cookies at scene. Just the thought of the crime makes him heave.
Thief says,
Man, that crime left a bad taste in my mouth.