Thursday, November 29, 2007

National Political Correctness Contest: Who Can Be The First To Boot Christ Out Of Christmas?

A frantic-paced race among big businesses in America to win the race to be politically correct during Christmas time. They are racing to call:
a. Christmas trees, "Holiday Day trees"
b. Christmas time, "Holiday time"
c. Merry Christmas, " Happy Holiday"
d. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, "The Grinch Who Stole the Holiday"
Liberal judges, educators, and politicians will be the judges. The penalties for losing will be fines, jail time, and lashes.