Yes Virginia, You can have a white background with black font (plus an image if desired) on your Desktop with W-XP

Virginia: Bex, I now know there is a Santa Clause, but there are many articles on the internet stating that a Windows XP Desktop cannot have a white background (plus an image or wallpaper if desired) with black font. Mr. Gates must really think we are stupid. What do you say? Bex: Yes, Virginia, Billy really does think we are stupid, but there is a way to do this. Here are detailed instructions: a. Right-click "My Computer", select "Properties", and click the "Advanced" tab. b. Click the "Settings" button in the "Performance" section. Click the "Visual Effects" tab. c. Un-check the "Use drop shadows from icon tables on the Desktop." Click "OK". d. Right-click on a blank spot on the Desktop, and click "Properties" on the pop-up menu. e. Click the "Desktop" tab. Scroll up the "Background" menu, and choose "None". f. Click the "Color" button and choose the white or light background you like. g. If you want an image, click the "Browse" button and select the image or photo you want on your Desktop. h. Click "Open" and the "Display Properties" window opens again. i. Click the "Position" button to position the image on the Desktop. Click "OK". j. Now click the "Appearance" tab. k. Click the "Advanced" button. l. Click the "Item" on the drop-down menu that appears. m. Select "Icon". n. Change the font size to 47 or lower. o. Select the black color, and bold if desired p. Click "OK, click "OK". Bex: Now,Virginia, you have what you want. Virginia: Wow, Bex, it works. Thank you. Bex: You are welcome, Virginia.

Dubya Grants Bex An Exit Interview

Bex: Well, Dubya, it is... Dubya: It's Dubya SIR, Bex. Bex: I'm sorry, Dubya Sir, it won't happen again. Will you tell the world about your greatest accomplishments as Prez Dubya for the past 8 years? Dubya: I'll be glad to. I know I'm bragging, but I am so proud of my work. We don't have time for everything, but I'll try to hit the highlights. I'll put them in a list so they will be easier to read. a. I've let my rich pals pollute the air with whatever they needed to get richer. b. I signed orders that caused the environment to be polluted and decay. c. My rich pals were able to pay enough to get Medicare Prescriptions passed. d. My rich pals gave themselves multi-million bonuses while their industries were going broke. e. My VP was able to get his old company to get billions of dollars in Iraq without a bid. f. I gave my rich pals.... Bex: I'm so sorry, Duba Sir, but we are running out of time. Could you tell the public about some of you failures? Dubya: Of course, Bex, but mind you these failures were due to the liberal press even though everyone in the USA supported me.Here are some highlights: a. I was not able to destroy Social Security. Just think, if it had been destroyed, all those chumps who had to invest in stock would have gone under as the stock market collapased. Then my rich pals could have purchased those poor slobs at little cost...or, they would starve. b. I was not able to ruin the Artic Circle with oil wells for my rich pals. c. My rich CEO pals were forced to cut their bonuses down to 5-20 millions when their industries were bailed out. d. I was not able to complete the pollution of... Bex: Again I'm sorry, Dubya Sir, but my deadline is near. Could you summarize your reign in one sentence? Dubya: My whole agenda was successful on the whole as I was able to get me and my rich pals richer at the expense of the poor. Bex: Well, thank you, Dubya Sir, your legacy is set as long as mankind is on earth. Dubya: Be sure to spell my name correctly. It is D..U..B..Y..A S..I..R. Bex : It will be done.

GOP Win Is Cinch

Why do all the fat, rich Republicans sit around during fine whiskey and smoking finer cigars? It is because they know they win. This knowledge does not spring from knowledge that Democrats are willing to marry the same sex, kill babies, and other horrendous crimes under the guise of equal rights and liberalism.

No, it is due to the fact that they can keep rising oil prices so that only the Republicans can afford to travel to vote. Plus, they get all the profits.