Drug CEO's and FDA: Think of the all the good in the long term.

Smoking-pill suicides overlooked in missing reports       

Drugmaker sent data to FDA through 'improper channels'

Hundreds of reports of suicides, psychotic reactions and other serious problems tied to the popular stop-smoking drug Chantix were left out of a crucial government safety review because Pfizer Inc., the drug’s manufacturer, submitted years of data through “improper channels.”

CEO's: My bad. (Snort, snort). Hell, we have a right to put a loaf of bread on the table. Think of all the billions lost in bonuses and profits if we had used the "proper channels". Damn liberal press.

FDA: My bad. (Snort, snort). Anyone can make a mistake. There is no connection to our "overlooking" the reports and the donations they give us.  Damn liberal press.

GOP and DNC each claim it's doing the most to save money on health care..

GOP: We will  get rid of Medicare which will cause the aged, ill, and poor, to die quicker. Hence, money is saved on health care.

DNC: We will kill the unborn babies via abortion which means less money is spent on kids who would normally grow up thus saving money on health care. Also, we support same-sex unions, and these people aren't going to have kids, therefore, less money needed for health care.

DNC:Obey 9 of the Ten Commandments

DNC: Everyone who believes in God should always obey 9 of the Ten Commandments. However, one of them, "Thou shalt not kill" does not apply to a living, breathing, heart-beating, pain-feeling, unborn baby. Yes, God intended to include those, but can He be correct all the time? Can anyone? Did not our Supreme Court say it's OK to slaughter them?  Heck, God is right 90% of the time which is more than anyone else.

Obama has plan to guarantee world peace.

Obama: It is not right for us to insist that Israel retreat to the 1967 borders when we, ourselves, have extended our borders over the years. The USA needs to retreat to the borders it had in 1776, and world peace with naturally flow.

We need to set an example, and pretty soon all  other nations will follow suit. Aaaa, surely I'll receive the Nobel Peace Prize for this brilliant piece of thinking.

Can you imagine that Israeli guy saying I have no concept of reality ? Tsk, tsk.

GOP: We have proof that something can be and not be at the same time.

GOP: First, let's assume a GOP candidate cannot waffle or tell a lie. (Snort, snort...oh, sorry.)

George Bush said,"read my lips" about no new taxes and then had them raised.

Mitt Romney had mandatory health coverage is his home state and now condems Obama for the same  thing.

But they cannot lie or waffle, so logic dictates that contradictory things can exist at the same time.

Harold Camping: Well...er, I mean...er, that is blah, blah.

Camping: Hmmm, let's see. What should I say now that Rapture did not arrive. Let me choose:

a. A simple math error. No, I used  that last time.

b. The media misquoted what I said.

c. I flatly deny saying anything. The media is trying to smear me.

d. People did not have enough faith, so God postponed it.

e. God was so pleased with the faith of my cult that He decided to give the sinners another chance.

Obama and Middle East: This says it all. The definitive statement.

Israel official: Obama doesn't 'understand the reality'

Ahead of White House meeting, Netanyahu dismisses president's position as 'indefensible'

GOP: And how does this affect our rich pals?

       

   

The nation’s major health insurers are barreling into a third year of record profits, enriched in recent months by a lingering recessionary mind-set among Americans who are postponing or forgoing medical care.

The UnitedHealth Group, one of the largest commercial insurers, told analysts that so far this year, insured hospital stays actually decreased in some instances.

Yet the companies continue to press for higher premiums, even though their reserve coffers are flush with profits and shareholders have been rewarded with new dividends.