Harold Camping: Well...er, I mean...er, that is blah, blah.

Camping: Hmmm, let's see. What should I say now that Rapture did not arrive. Let me choose:

a. A simple math error. No, I used  that last time.

b. The media misquoted what I said.

c. I flatly deny saying anything. The media is trying to smear me.

d. People did not have enough faith, so God postponed it.

e. God was so pleased with the faith of my cult that He decided to give the sinners another chance.