WOW! Kleargear.com Invents New Way to Extort Its Way Up The BBB Ratings

Let's say you order something from Kleargear.com and for some reason, any reason what-so-ever, you are dissatisfied with the service, the product, the whatever, and are so bold to write a negative review about the site on any of the complaint sites...well, hold on to your hat.

This company will fine you $3500 and if you do not pay, it will turn you over to credit reporting agencies and ruin your credit.

With this in mind, I, Bex, am about to write nothing but the thankful things I deeply feel about  Kleargear.

Dear Kleargear.com,

I am so thankful that:

1. I have never heard of you before reading about the way you treat customers.
2. I have never purchased anything from you.
3. I will never purchase anything from you.
4. Maybe someone else will read this blog and enjoy the experience of never buying anything from you.
5. Your idiotic policy of fining someone for exercising their God-giving right to express dissatisfaction with poor service, shoddy merchandise, rude employees, etc, is now in the public domain, so potential customers can save themselves by buying elsewhere.

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