GOP: Yes, we care only for the rich. The poor have done nothing for America, so we do nothing for them. However, we will offer a hand to solve all of America's problems with a two-pronged effort.
1. Get rid of Obamacare. If the poor have no health care they will soon die off eliminating the need for Obamacare.
2. Get rid of food stamps. If the poor have no food, they will die off eliminating the need for food stamps.
Added benefit: With the poor gone, we won't have to listen to their sissy cries for help.