Sunday, June 3, 2007

Bex Helps The consumer

Bex copied actual warning labels from consumer goods to ensure you know how to use them.
On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.
On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
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