Dubya's Plan for Crazies

Duba boasts,

Ha, I had "No Child Left Behind" with no funding. Blame was put on the schools and teachers while I got credit for "helping" kids.

Now with pressure to let people get Canadian drugs, I must do something to protect drug profits.

I will have all Americans screened for mental illness, then force them to buy specific drugs from my contributors.

Bigger banks will have to be built to hold my contributions.