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Swedish Man Jailed for Pooping on Store's Floor


January 31, 2011 07:20 PM EST


A man from Sweden was sentenced to jail for eight months for pooping on the floor of a store.

The strange but true incident happened in Finspång last November. Apparently, the store denied the man access to their facilities, citing health regulations that are incredibly strict. Of course, it would have been better to allow the man to use the toilet rather than have him defecate on the store’s floor.

The man got quite upset after hearing the news that he couldn’t use the store’s restroom, so he chose to simply squat on the floor and go number two.

Oh dear, this must have been quite a terrible disaster for the store clerks as well as the other shoppers.

The cashier said in court, “He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor, and pooped.” While he was going, he also insulted the cashier.

How dare he?

After he had finished his business, he stole some candy and ran out of the store.