Saturday, June 4, 2011

GOP vs DNS: Debate on which has the most to offer.


GOP: We have a tradition and history of being the most corrupt, completely immoral, and caring less for the  poor, ill, and aged. We do protect the rich, powerful, and unborn. We deserve power. Vote for us (you get $10 each time you vote for us. Vote often. Snort, snort)

DNS: How can the GOP be more immoral than us? We murder the unborn and encourage same-sex unions. We do protect the poor, ill, and aged. We deserve power. Vote for us (we will match whatever our oppenents pay. Vote often. Snort, snort.)