Romney Defends IQ: Don't Judge By Looks.

Savannah Dietrich, 17, Courageous Teen

Juvinile Court System: These poor boys should have to pay just because they raped this teen girl
                                      and posted it online? They are young, and their lives will be ruined. Tsk, tsk,
                                      such injustice that their names are now known via Twitter.

Rest of World: Savannah, we salute you.

National Rifle Advocates: Colorado Slaughter Shows Need For Arms For Citizens

The National Rifle Advocates, NRA, issued this statement: The slaughter of the innocents in the movie in Colorado proves the need for 100% of American citizens to bear arms at all times. Just think about this:

If each and every person in that movie had a rifle, or a pistol, or a bazooka, or an AK 47, then the instant the idiot who started killing patrons fired, he would have had all these weapons firing at him.

Sure, their return fire would have killed dozens of others, but what's a little collateral damage from friendly fire? Other would-be-mass-murderers would think twice before doing the same thing, since they know that they would be killed along with the innocents.

Every citizen should be required by law to carry at least 1 firearm.

Pre-Debate Debate of Obama and Romney

Bex: Hello America, it is my pleasure to host and be the moderator for these 2 candidates for leading
         our  country for the next 4 years. Are you gentlemen ready?

Obama and Romney: You bet. Bring it on.

Bex: In all fairness I must tell you that I laced your coffee with truth serum when we met a few
         minutes ago. You will be forced to tell the truth.

Obama and Romney: TRUTH?!!!!?? My whole platform, campaign, and everything related is based
                                      on  lies.

Bex: Everyone knows that, but suck it up.

Bex: Obama, list what you consider to be your most important goals in this election. You go  next
        Romney.

Obama: 1. Ignoring God's holy word to allow same-sex marriages and unions.
              2. Allowing murder of the unborn so parents won't be bothered with the burden of  children.
              3. Forcing the rich to pay taxes so the poor, ill, and elderly can have health care.

Romney: 1.Making sure the rich do not have to pay their fair of taxes.
                 2. Getting the public to forget about my lies about being involved with Bain.
                 3. Getting rid of health are for the poor, ill, and elderly. Let them get rich and afford it like
                      the rich do.

Bex: Well, America, you heard it from the candidates.
          

Obama Apologizes to Romney During Debate

Bex: Hello. I am the moderator during this debate, and I...

Romney: Hold on. Obama has to apologize first about those lies concernling Bain.

Bex: But, Mitt, your name appeared on Bain documents long after you said you were not connected with
        them any longer.

Mitt: But....er, ah, um, .....

Obama: OK, OK, let's git this debate going. I'll apologize for the lies. Someone has to.

Bex and Romney: You will?

Obama: Sure. Mitt I am so sorry you lied.