Pre-Debate Debate of Obama and Romney

Bex: Hello America, it is my pleasure to host and be the moderator for these 2 candidates for leading
         our  country for the next 4 years. Are you gentlemen ready?

Obama and Romney: You bet. Bring it on.

Bex: In all fairness I must tell you that I laced your coffee with truth serum when we met a few
         minutes ago. You will be forced to tell the truth.

Obama and Romney: TRUTH?!!!!?? My whole platform, campaign, and everything related is based
                                      on  lies.

Bex: Everyone knows that, but suck it up.

Bex: Obama, list what you consider to be your most important goals in this election. You go  next
        Romney.

Obama: 1. Ignoring God's holy word to allow same-sex marriages and unions.
              2. Allowing murder of the unborn so parents won't be bothered with the burden of  children.
              3. Forcing the rich to pay taxes so the poor, ill, and elderly can have health care.

Romney: 1.Making sure the rich do not have to pay their fair of taxes.
                 2. Getting the public to forget about my lies about being involved with Bain.
                 3. Getting rid of health are for the poor, ill, and elderly. Let them get rich and afford it like
                      the rich do.

Bex: Well, America, you heard it from the candidates.