Bex: I will interview the national president of Guns For All to explain just how the shooting could
have been prevented.
Hello , GFA, how could this have been prevented?
GFA: It is all the fault of those pinko, left-leaning, liberals, who want gun control.
Bex: Er, that is interesting, but how could it have been prevented?
GFA: One simple law to make sure all students are armed to the teeth at school. The instant that yo-
yo pulled a gun, everyone there could have shot him to doll rags.
Bex: But, GFA, would not others have been killed in all that shooting?
GFA: Of course, but it would have been worth it by the example it would show to other would-be
killers. They would know that no matter how many others died, they would definitely be killed.
This would deter everyone from even thinking about shooting anyone.
In fact, this applies to the general population. If everyone were required to be armed, no one
would ever shoot anyone.
Bex: There you have it folks. Thanks GFA.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Saturday, February 11, 2012
If Les Miles Had a Post Game Interview After the Alabama Slaughter
I'm sure the interview would go like this:
Bex: Let's welcome Les Miles, coach of the LSU football team. He is going to explain his rational for
the play-calling in the Alabama game. He has a lot to answer for, but we will hear it from his
mouth.
Hello Les, this interview will be rough, so are you sure you can handle it?
Les: Hell, yes! When the going gets tough, only the tough keep going.
Bex: OK, Les. During the first Alabama game you replaced Jarrett Lee with Jordan Jefferson
after a few bad passes even though he led LSU to #1 in the nation in all the previous games.
Why did you do this?
Les: To win the game. Jarett had a few bad passes, but there was no way to know he would snap out
of it and settle down. We won, and that justifies my actions. So, put that in your pipe and smoke
it.
Bex: OK, Les, fair enough. But, in the 2nd game, with all the marbles at stake, Jordan played the
entire game with bad throws, bad runs, bad everything he did. Why did you not replace him with
Jarrett?
Les: There was no way to know that he would not snap out of it. If he had we would have won.
Bex: But he did not snap out of it the whole game. Even a dum-dum could see that he needed to be
replaced, so are you dumber than a dum-dum?
Les: Why you no-good, ass**!!!#))#$%^^<<>>""+##@@^.
Bex:Well folks, you heard it from the horse's mouth. A clear, rational, logical, explanation. Let's all
thank Les for his time and effort with us to clear up this mystery. Thank you, Les.
Bex: Let's welcome Les Miles, coach of the LSU football team. He is going to explain his rational for
the play-calling in the Alabama game. He has a lot to answer for, but we will hear it from his
mouth.
Hello Les, this interview will be rough, so are you sure you can handle it?
Les: Hell, yes! When the going gets tough, only the tough keep going.
Bex: OK, Les. During the first Alabama game you replaced Jarrett Lee with Jordan Jefferson
after a few bad passes even though he led LSU to #1 in the nation in all the previous games.
Why did you do this?
Les: To win the game. Jarett had a few bad passes, but there was no way to know he would snap out
of it and settle down. We won, and that justifies my actions. So, put that in your pipe and smoke
it.
Bex: OK, Les, fair enough. But, in the 2nd game, with all the marbles at stake, Jordan played the
entire game with bad throws, bad runs, bad everything he did. Why did you not replace him with
Jarrett?
Les: There was no way to know that he would not snap out of it. If he had we would have won.
Bex: But he did not snap out of it the whole game. Even a dum-dum could see that he needed to be
replaced, so are you dumber than a dum-dum?
Les: Why you no-good, ass**!!!#))#$%^^<<>>""+##@@^.
Bex:Well folks, you heard it from the horse's mouth. A clear, rational, logical, explanation. Let's all
thank Les for his time and effort with us to clear up this mystery. Thank you, Les.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
A Rational Discourse on Obama's Forced Imposition of Blith Control
Logic and reason dictate that a thing cannot be and not be at the same time. For example, at the same time a color cannot be green and not green, a door cannot be closed and not closed, etc. These are examples of contradictions, and contradictions cannot co-exist. It follows that compromises cannot exist for contradictions. There can be no bridge between what is and what is not.
It would be no compromise if Hitler decided to murder Jews only 5 days a week or if Stalin decided to not send innocents to the Gulag on Thursdays in response to an outcry from other nations. It cannot even be said that at least there would be fewer people disposed of by these evil actions, because the quota could have been raised on the permissible days to offset any decrease.
For Obama to decide that Catholic employers must offer contraceptives in their health insurance plans is to arbitrarily impose a contradiction on consciences’ of Catholics and actions they must take. And, to then say wait a while and work out a compromise is an oxymoron.
If this stands, what is next in line? Could a President mandate that every third child be aborted? Would it be a compromise to abort only every 4th child? America cannot allow this to stand and still be the land of the free.
It would be no compromise if Hitler decided to murder Jews only 5 days a week or if Stalin decided to not send innocents to the Gulag on Thursdays in response to an outcry from other nations. It cannot even be said that at least there would be fewer people disposed of by these evil actions, because the quota could have been raised on the permissible days to offset any decrease.
For Obama to decide that Catholic employers must offer contraceptives in their health insurance plans is to arbitrarily impose a contradiction on consciences’ of Catholics and actions they must take. And, to then say wait a while and work out a compromise is an oxymoron.
If this stands, what is next in line? Could a President mandate that every third child be aborted? Would it be a compromise to abort only every 4th child? America cannot allow this to stand and still be the land of the free.
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