Bex: I will interview the national president of Guns For All to explain just how the shooting could
have been prevented.
Hello , GFA, how could this have been prevented?
GFA: It is all the fault of those pinko, left-leaning, liberals, who want gun control.
Bex: Er, that is interesting, but how could it have been prevented?
GFA: One simple law to make sure all students are armed to the teeth at school. The instant that yo-
yo pulled a gun, everyone there could have shot him to doll rags.
Bex: But, GFA, would not others have been killed in all that shooting?
GFA: Of course, but it would have been worth it by the example it would show to other would-be
killers. They would know that no matter how many others died, they would definitely be killed.
This would deter everyone from even thinking about shooting anyone.
In fact, this applies to the general population. If everyone were required to be armed, no one
would ever shoot anyone.
Bex: There you have it folks. Thanks GFA.
