Bex: Well, GOP, I'm glad that, for once, you did not have to take truth serum before an interview.
GOP: Right, Bex! Lay it on us. We'll gladly , for once, tell the truth willingly. No truth serum needed.
Bex: Why are you opposed to the poor and ill getting health care? After all, you get it.
GOP: We will outline some of the basic reasons:
a. We are rich and can afford it.
b. We will have to pay taxes to help pay for their care.
c. They never vote for us, so why should we help them?
d. Without health care they die quicker. This makes less votes against us.
e. Money talks which means we talk and they listen.
f. We don't give a good shit about...
Bex: Whoa! I get the idea. Yes, everyone knows why you are opposed. Now to the next question.
How are you going to oppose this as it is the law of the land?
GOP: We will let the country be destroyed by inaction, negativity, falsehoods, ill-will, and greed. We
will not pay taxes. We will not help the poor and ill. They will pick themselves up by their
bootstraps if they want to survive.
Bes: Wow! That's clear. How do you decide what you are for? Against?
GOP: Silly question. The answer is self-evident. If Obama is for it, we are against. If he is against it,
we are for it. We simply sit back and see if he's for or against something, and we take the
opposite side.
