Tea Party Smirks As Government Prepares For Shutdown

Tea Party: Our poorest member has only $10,000,000, but he is welcome to a degree in our company.
                  This proves that we care even about the poorest-of-the-poor. A shutdown proves we mean
                  what we say: Our way or the highway.

                 While you Have-Nots are busy trying to get health care and borrowing money to eat, we
                 Haves are building bigger banks to hold our money.

                 We believe this is a two-way street...We demand and you obey.

                 What!? You worthless shits! You refuse to obey?  Then government shutdown, here we
                 come.

GOP Vows To Fight For The Right Of The Rich: It's A Matter Of Principle

GOP: We, the rich, spoiled, and pampered, have a God-given right to all we have. The have-nots
          have no right to health-insurance unless they can buy it themselves. Let them get themselves
          rich and join the great GOP. In the meantime they may consider to serve us, their betters,
          by being our lawn boys, cooks, etc, etc.

GOP Willing to Have Monolog on Government Shutdown

GOP:  We are willing for everyone to listen to what we have to say about shutting down the government.

            After this lecture in which we list our demands, we are willing for you to obey.

            If you are not willing to obey, we will shut down the government. After all, it is necessary that both sides be willing to do their part.

            People would say we are stupid and weak if we did our part and did not penalize the other side if they did not do their part. 

            Remember, we will do our part by listing our demands. Will the other side do its part by obeying? The ball's in their court.

Tea Party Shows Compassion

Government Shutdown? Who Gets The Blame?????

GOP: We know that Obama won the election and the American people were aware of his Obamacare
           back then and still voted for him.

           We know that the people have spoken, but we don't give a shit.

            If we shut down the government, so what? We have enough money that each of our members
            will survive without any hardships.

            We will simply take our marbles and go home if we can't have our way. Yes, that is how
             schoolyard crybabies act, but, as stated before, we don't care.

            The only people who will be hurt will be the aged, ill, and poor. Why don't they save up and
             join the rich? We will welcome them after they get rich. Are those who simply refuse to get
             rich worthy?

GOP: Lindsey Graham? Out! Out! Out:

SC Sen. Graham in toughest re-election of career

GOP: His own mouth proves our point. He will work with Obama in cases that would help build up

          America. Damn! Double Damn to his way of thinking. We will let, no, we will send

          America  to hell in a breadbasket before we agree to anything Obama is for or before we

          reject anything he does not want.

 

          We sit back, and if Obama if for something, we fight it tooth and nail. If he is against it,

          we fight for it tooth and nail.

 

 

               AIKEN, S.C. (AP) — Sen. Lindsey Graham is showing no signs of changing how he operates as he faces the biggest challenge of his political career.

Willing to buck the public tide in South Carolina, Graham has backed military action against Syria, an immigration overhaul that sets a path to citizenship for some in the U.S. illegally and President Barack Obama's Supreme Court nominees.
"I'm conservative, but I do not mind one bit working with the other side to build my country up," he says in speeches to conservatives. "I'm a Ronald Reagan Republican."

GOP: Hmmmm! What Else Can We Do To Reduce The Number of Poor People? Aha!. We Have It!

GOP: We have tried our best to reduce the number of poor and ill by trying to get rid of health care
           for them. We still may be able to do it. But, even so, that won't be enough.

           People have to eat. Food is essential to life. Those who don't have money to buy food depend
           on food stamps from the government. Hmmm. Yep. You can read our minds, can't you?  Get
           rid of food stamps.

           We say that food should be like health care. If you want it, buy it. If you can't afford it, then
           start affording it. Pick yourself up by your boot straps. Be a manly mensch. Don't be a baby
           and whine about starving. You don't see any members of the GOP starving or lacking health
           care, because we can afford it.  You want it, then start affording it. You can't? You mean, you
           won't. In that case, ask yourself, are you worthy of life?

GOP Issues Ultimatum!!!!

GOP: We are going to defund Obamacare even if it means we shut down the government. We are like spoiled kids. If we can't run things our way, we will take our marbles and go home.

Yes, we know, and we don't care if those living on Social Security checks starve due to lack of money to buy food. We don't care if those fighting to keep our country free don't get paid. We don't care if the government shuts down.

Listen and learn Grasshopper! We are rich. We will survive even if the old and ill do not. We can't be hurt. So, fuck all who don't support us.

GOP: At Least The Chinese Are Learning What's Important.

A five-minute video, widely circulated on Chinese social media sites, captured Liang Wenyong, the Communist party secretary of Gushanzi town, in the northeastern province of Hebei, as he consumed costly food and drink while castigating fellow Chinese.

"They have rice in their hands and pork in their mouths and still they curse you," the portly Liang said in the video, shot secretly in May but posted to the Internet in mid-September. "This is what the common folk are like. They are shameless and you can't give them face."

Pro-Gun Lobby: See, This Is More Proof We Are Right!

13 dead in Navy Yard shooting; 1 suspect dead, 1 sought.

If everyone present had been carrying an automatic weapon, they could have shot the shooter to doll rags. Yes, yes, we know that many more would have been killed from friendly fire, but look at the lesson taught. A future shooter would think first before trying this.

Tea Party Welcomes America's Poor, Ill, and Non-Wealthy

Tea Party : Why We Are Not Pro-Active. (Interview with Bex)

Bex:             Well, well, hello there, Tea Party. I am honored to have this interview. Let's get started.
                     Why are you not pro-active in anything?

Tea-Party:     Easy one, Bex. Because we can't see the future.

Bex:              Er...what do you mean?

Tea-Party:     It's very simple, Bex. We have to wait and see what Obama is for and against.
                      If he is for something, we are against. If he is against something, we are for.

Bex:              Wow, fair enough. That's easy to understand.

Tea-Party:     See, Bex? Told you it was easy. We have one guiding principle, one iron-clad rule, one
                      immutable, unchanging direction for our moral compass. He's for it? Then we are
                      against. He's against? Then we are for it?

Bex:              Well, there you have it, folks. The Tea Party's policy as plain as day.