GOP Willing to Have Monolog on Government Shutdown

GOP:  We are willing for everyone to listen to what we have to say about shutting down the government.

            After this lecture in which we list our demands, we are willing for you to obey.

            If you are not willing to obey, we will shut down the government. After all, it is necessary that both sides be willing to do their part.

            People would say we are stupid and weak if we did our part and did not penalize the other side if they did not do their part. 

            Remember, we will do our part by listing our demands. Will the other side do its part by obeying? The ball's in their court.