Tea Party Smirks As Government Prepares For Shutdown

Tea Party: Our poorest member has only $10,000,000, but he is welcome to a degree in our company.
                  This proves that we care even about the poorest-of-the-poor. A shutdown proves we mean
                  what we say: Our way or the highway.

                 While you Have-Nots are busy trying to get health care and borrowing money to eat, we
                 Haves are building bigger banks to hold our money.

                 We believe this is a two-way street...We demand and you obey.

                 What!? You worthless shits! You refuse to obey?  Then government shutdown, here we
                 come.