Gun Nuts: Are your Children Too Small To Handle Automatic Weapons? We Have The Solution.

NRA: Bad Gluys Won't Dare To Attack Even Pre-K

GOP: This Is An Honest Analysis

GOP: Do you really think going over the fiscal cliff will hurt anyone except the non-rich? We will complain about paying more tax, but that just means that a few of the bottom tier of us rich people will net less than $4,000,000 after taxes.

NRA: Snort, Snort, Snicker, Snicker

NRA: We are in the driver's seat and cannot lose. Even if 196,000,000 USA citizens want gun control and only 4 million don't want it, we will prevail.  Why? It's simple. We have deep pockets that lawmakers nest in comfort. 

NRA: Our Solution For School Shootings

NRA: Put armed guards in each and every school to shoot down bad guys who want
          to shoot students. Of course, it goes without saying that collateral damage can
          be expected from friendly fire...not to mention those innocents killed by firing
          from the bad guys during the firefight. However, look at the bright side, the good
          guys always win which means there will be fewer school shooters in the future.

GOP: Snort, Snort, Snicker, Snicker

GOP: Our Plan B will take some of the burden off Medicare by reducing the number of people who use it. 1.7 million starved elderly will boost the funeral industry. As the White House stated:

The White House, which had already leveled a veto threat, blasted “Plan B” in a blog post as “nothing more than a dangerous diversion” that scraps funding for services like Meals on Wheels, which reaches some 1.7 million elderly people, as well as child care programs and initiatives that help homeowners prevent foreclosure.

Plus, if these homeowner shits had money like us they would have paid for their houses in cash.

Will GOP Really Toss Its Principles As It Does the Poor, Ill, and Aged?

GOP: True, some dolts don't approve of our efforts at genetic cleansing by getting rid of the 47%
           that  our hero, Mitt Romney, described. We will never lower those standards. However, we
           do agree to let our rich pals, those that make over $10,000,00 per year, net, pay up to $10 in
           taxes. We must all do our part.

GOP Slams News Media For Mean Prank

Gun Advocates:; We Demand New Constitutional Amendment

We speak for each and every person who belongs to a pro-gun group such as Guns Unlimited, Guns For Everyone, National Rifle Association, and others of our ilk.

We DEMAND an amendment to the US Constitution which impose these conditions on all:

1. Everyone from 1 to 101 be armed with fully loaded automatic
    weapons and boxes of ammunition at all times.

2. Infants less than 1 year old undergo daily training in firing
   automatic weapons. They must be armed with pistols fully loaded
   until they carry automatic weapons at 1-year of age. 

3. Anyone who objects to the above is obviously a traitor and seeks
   to undermine the national security of the USA and will
   become the objects of target practice.

4. Anyone who looks suspicious of committing a crime will be shot
    to doll rags until the ruble said suspect is on dances. Since
    preservation of life is man's first instinct, no one will be willing
    to forfeit his life by committing any crimes. We will be a crime-
   free nation.

Bex Interviews Anti-Gun Control Lobbists

Bex: Welcome, welcome, get comfortable, and prepare for some hard questions

National Gun Association: Thanks, it...hey, Guns for Everyone is sitting in my chair. Get thee out.
                                            That chair covered in 3-d images of tommy guns is for me.

Guns for Everyone: Well,  Guns Without Limit, get out of my chair draped in real machine guns,
                                 get out of my chair.

Bex: Boys, boys, let's calm down before we start shooting up the place. Say, has anyone seen the
         National Rifle Association? Oh, here they come carrying bazookas. Well, everyone is here, let's
         start.

Bex: With thousands killed in senseless gun violence each year in the USA and about 13 mass
         public shootings so far this year, what is to keep the public from demanding new gun laws?

All organizations at once: Guns don't kill people, people kill people. We demand all citizens from 1 to 101 be armed to the teeth....

Bex: Please, please, I've heard your same old tripe over and over! What is the  going to stop real laws
         to keep guns out of citizens' hands?

All organizations at once: When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will..

Bex: Stop with all the clichés. What will keep guns from continuing to flood the country. I want only
        one of you to give a truthful answer for all. NRA, you are the largest. You speak.

NRA: OK, Bex. The truth? Here it is! Gun laws are enacted by the politicians. We have deeper
           pockets than even Romney. His 250,000,000 is chump change to us. Politicians feel  safe in
          our pockets with our money. They are as snug as a bug in a rug. we donate to their campaigns,
          their wish lists. They do what we say. We say, "jump", they say, "how high". We say, "shit",
          they say, "how deep". Nothing will keep our beloved AK-47s, BARs, machine guns, pistols,
          etc, etc, out of the hands of the public with the politicians in our very deep pockets.

Bex: Well, people, you finally heard the truth.

Is It True? Will GOP Compromise On Principles????

GOP: OK, Ok, we agree that people making over $1,000,000
           per year will have to pay up to $9.99 in taxes IF AND
           ONLY IF these conditions are met:

          We realize that it will appear that we are caving in on
          our principles, but we must do our part to
          keep America healthy and prosperous.

1. Medicare age is raised to 75.

2. Income taxes are doubled on the middle class.

3. Cost of living raises for Social Security will be scrapped.

4. Social Security Disability is gutted.

5. Obamacare is repealed. Only those who can afford health care
    get it.

Gun Advocates Issue Final Statement On Conn. School Shooting

Gun Owner Advocates: We speak to all people and organizations that lobby for anti-gun control.

Regardless of what you think, say, do, wish for, hope for, demand, pray for, work for, plead for, want, or sacrifice for regarding gun control, it will not help. The bottom line is that we have very deep pockets and the congressional law makers are nestled there very comfy with our money.

The more pressure put on them to enact gun laws will be met by equal pressure from us PLUS increased donations for their campaigns. Money talks and we have it. We can't lose, and our opponents can't win.

Gun Advocates Issue Demand For New Laws Governing Guns!!!!

Guns Without Limit (GWL) issue demand for new gun laws:

True, we are only the 3rd largest gun lobby in the USA following National Rifle Association, and Guns For All, but we and all our ilk are one in thought on this. We demand these laws:

1. Every citizen in the USA be obliged to carry at least 1
    automatic weapon in good firing order.
2. Each of these citizens be obliged to carry enough ammunition
    to engage in a firefight for 30 minutes.
3. Pistols and rifles are optional, but if carried, they must be fully
    loaded with at least 100 rounds of extra ammunition.
4. No gun shall have a safety. (What if you need to fire and forget
    the safety is on?)
5. Children less than 1 year old will carry miniature AK-47s which
    will be manufactured specifically for them.
6. Every citizen must be on constant alert for any other citizen that
    looks as though said citizen might be considering shooting up a
    public place.
7. Once said suspect is spotted, the alert citizen doing the spotting
    must immediately open fire on suspect.
8. All other citizens within earshot of gun fire must join in shooting
    until suspect is rendered to doll rags.

NOTE: It is innately obvious to all beings that idiots will soon stop even thinking about shooting up public places, because they know they will be killed regardless of who else is or is not also killed.

Will The NRA Say This About Gun Control????

Will the National Rifle Association issue such a decree in the near future?

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. If gun control is enacted by the liberals then what is to stop nuts from using slingshots, rocks, sticks, and other such weapons from going on a killing spree? Don't blame guns, blame people. Are you going to make  laws which prohibit people from owning rocks, sticks, etc?

Rather than restricting arms, laws should be enacted requiring each American citizen to bear arms openly. Automatic weapons should be weapon of choice, but pistols and rifles will be accepted. Whenever anyone suspects anyone else of even thinking about shooting up a public place, that citizen has a duty to fire at the suspect before said suspect can bring his evil thoughts to fruition. Once other citizens see what is going on, they should join in until said suspect is naught but a blot on the floor.

Of course, there will be severe collateral deaths due to friendly fire, but the lesson to be learned is valid in that it will soon prevent other evil-doers from even thinking about shooting innocent people.

National Gun Association and Guns For Everyone Issue Joint Statement About Elementary School Shooting

NGA (National Gun Association) and GFE (Guns for Everyone), the most influential gun organizations in the USA, issue this joint statement:

Ah, what a tragedy that all these children were killed in that Connecticut elementary school, but another tragedy will occur if the  sissy, Commie-loving, liberals try to use this as an excuse for gun control. We urge, no, we demand that all school children in grades 1-12 be armed to the teeth with BARs, AK-47s, etc. That will stop any and all shooters from even thinking about shooting up a school.

In the meantime we will simply give more "donations" to the Senators and Representatives that make laws to ensure that no gun-control ever is enacted. This method will work as it always has and always will.

National "Guns For Everyone" Issues Decree About School Shooting

Many dead in Conn. elementary school shooting.

 

 

 

Students evacuate Sandy Hook elementary in Newtown, Conn., on Dec. 14, 2012. (AP)

At least 27 dead after a shooting in a Connecticut elementary school Friday morning, according to local news reports.

GFE, Guns For Everyone, decrees: Ha! What did we tell you? Yep, we predicted it. Another nut shooting people in a public place. If each teacher and  kid in that school had a rifle, pistol, AK-47, BAR, or something, they could have shot the shooter to doll rags. Yes, at least 30-40 kids would have been wasted, but this would make future nuts think twice about shooting up the public, because they know they would be killed regardless of who else died. Three or four more incidents like this and all nuts will have learned a lesson...and no more nuts shooting up the public.

And, some liberal, sissy, queers say the best way to stop this sort of incident is for gun-control. Go, NRA, we are with you 100%.

GOP: We have a "Let 'Em" policy to fix the ills of the poor, aged and ill.

They have no money? Let 'em get some!  They are ill! Let 'em get well! They have no jobs? Let 'em get some!

GFE Explains Just Why Deaths Occured At Oregon Mall

GFE, GUNS FOR EVERYONE, the national organization advocating individual responsibility in self-defense issues statement:




We, the GFE, repeat our standard message each time some idiot shoots up a mall, theater, school, or whatever:

If everyone from ages 1 to 10l had been armed with a pistol, AK-47, BAR, etc, that shooter would have been shot to doll rags before he could have killed more than 2 or 3 people. Yes, yes, of course, we know that with everyone shooting at him, many, many, more would have been killed. But, look at the bigger picture. After such things occurring now-and-then, mass shooters would be afraid to shoot up public places, because they know that regardless of how many others died, they themselves would be killed. Hence, no more public shooters, ever.

Unfortunately, some of our own members are yellow-livered, sissy, liberals who are for keeping arms out of the hands of those less than 1-year old.

GOP Stands On Principle

GOP: Honor and principle are most important. If one betrays his principle he betrays his honor and cannot face society with his head held high. Our principle is simple: The rich should not be taxed.

Does this mean we will let America fall off the financial cliff?  You bet! The rich have enough money so they won't be hurt. They could easily afford to pay taxes without being hurt, but then they could not face society with their heads held high.

GOP Big-Wig Gets A Laugh

GOP Cries For Possible Fate Of Rich

Pay Taxes? The Rich? O, what is the world coming to?

 

GOP Justifies Tears

GOP Stands on Principle

Bex Interviews GOP on "Rich Paying Taxes"

Bex: Welcome, GOP, it is indeed good to get you here. But, to be honest, I doctored that drink you just had with truth serum . You will be forced to tell the truth about what you really believe.

GOP: Ha! We never tell the truth about money and taxes.

Bex: Good. The truth serum is working. Now, to the question. Why do you object to the filthy rich paying taxes?

GOP: Here are the reasons:1. Our money is ours. Taxes are for the non-super rich. . 2. Our taxes would go to help the poor, aged, and ill. Let them pick themselves up by their bootstraps. 3. It is not fair for anyone to expect something from a class of people that they have never done before.

Bex: Well, that says it all, folks. Let's thank the GOP for that information.

GOP Has Principles