National Gun Association and Guns For Everyone Issue Joint Statement About Elementary School Shooting

NGA (National Gun Association) and GFE (Guns for Everyone), the most influential gun organizations in the USA, issue this joint statement:

Ah, what a tragedy that all these children were killed in that Connecticut elementary school, but another tragedy will occur if the  sissy, Commie-loving, liberals try to use this as an excuse for gun control. We urge, no, we demand that all school children in grades 1-12 be armed to the teeth with BARs, AK-47s, etc. That will stop any and all shooters from even thinking about shooting up a school.

In the meantime we will simply give more "donations" to the Senators and Representatives that make laws to ensure that no gun-control ever is enacted. This method will work as it always has and always will.