Friday, March 25, 2011
GOP: All belong to our party. (Snicker, snicker)
Monday, March 21, 2011
Proof that Arnold Schwarzenegger is really a Democrat.
Luis Santos, a 22-year old college student was stabbed to death near San Diego State University in 2008. Prosecutors alleged that after Esteban Núñez and three friends were barred from a fraternity party, they started a fight that led to Santos’ death.
Schwarzenegger’s decision earlier this year to reduce Núñez’s sentence from 16 years to seven years infuriated prosecutors as well as the victim's family, which was not notified beforehand.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
GOP: Our New President will be Coulter who has given the solution to the problem of the non-rich.
GOP: With a brilliant insight our new Prez-to-be has found the solution to all our problems in one fell stroke. She said that radiation is good for you since it reduces the chances of getting cancer.
We will ship all the poor, ill, and disabled, to Japan so they can partake of those good, healthy, cancer-curing rays. Only our rich pals who can afford to be healthy will remain. Our only problem will be to be build bigger banks to hold all our money.
Friday, March 18, 2011
GOP: We Care For The Poor. We will pay for their trip to Japan to make sure they never get cancer.
Ann Coulter talks Japan earthquake, tsunami with Bill O'Reilly: 'Radiation is good for you'
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER
During a segment on Bill O'Reilly's Fox News show, the conservative firebrand tried to calm jittery viewers by telling them "radiation is good for you."
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Unhealthy, Unemployed, Uninsured: 52 Million Americans Without In 2010
GOP: See? If these bums want to be healthy, why don't they get rich the same way we did. Hell, we used inheritance and corruption. They expect us to pay taxes to help them? They need to pick themselves up by their bootstraps...oh, that involves work, a word alien to them as paying taxes is to us.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Georgia GOP Raising Taxes On Girl Scout Cookies While Cutting Taxes On Foreign Corporations
Monday, March 7, 2011
Wisconsin Gov: But...but, against me? Why? Just 'cuz I want to be dictator?
Obama’s approval rating sits at a comfortable 53%-42%, above the national average, and a nine-point improvement in the poll from November.
By contrast, Walker’s approval rating is upside down – with 43% approving and 53% disapproving of how he’s handling his job. Walker’s “strongly disapprove” is a sky-high 45%; Obama’s is 26%.
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Wisconsin Gov. Walker: How dare they print the truth about my lies?
OK, let's be clear about this — the protests going on in Wisconsin and other Republican-controlled, Midwestern states have nothing to do with balancing budgets and everything to do with political strategy and union-busting.
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, a tea-bagger to the ultimate degree, is out to destroy the public sector unions of the state.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
DNC: The public is objecting to the GOP trying to balance budget on backs of poor. We can relax and relax by advocating murding more babies via abortion. (Snicker, snicker)
DNC: We say every abortion clinic should get free government funding so those who want sex don't have to worry about any consequences. Sure, God says it's murder, but that's teaching from "pie in the sky" religion.
GOP: We can afford to send our children to private schools. The poor should get rich so they can also do so.
For Angela Goines, who has two children in the Detroit Public Schools, news that the system could make historically drastic budget cuts has left her with "agony in my heart."
Detroit school officials say they have no choice after Michigan education officials last week ordered them to implement a contingency plan intended to eliminate the system's $327 million deficit by 2014.
Robert Bobb, the system's emergency financial director, said that to comply, Detroit will have to close 70 of its 142 schools, shut down most bus service and eliminate individual school principals in favor of principals in charge of school "regions." An announcement is expected in April on how many hundreds of teachers would be laid off.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker: No Rational Being Can Refute This Logic.
Wisconsin is broke, and there are only two possible ways to remedy the situation:
First, cancel collective bargaining, cut health care, pay, and benefits for teachers and public workers (do not include firefighter and police unions, because, after all, they did support me during the election.(Snicker,snicker). We can balance the budget off their backs.
Second: Pass laws forcing the rich to pay taxes. Now, my anology comes into play. The rich have never been exposed to taxes and do not know the meaning of the word. Suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, we should impose a thing unknown on them?
GOP: So? They can pick themselves up by their bootstraps.
Economist predicts GOP cuts would cost 700,000 jobsA report by economist Mark Zandi from Moody’s says that Republicans’ plan to cut spending would cost 700,000 jobs through 2012, the Washington Post reports.
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Former MADD Prez: Do as I say, not as I do.
She had a .239 reading.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Death Penalty Is Wrong? Even For This?
ORLANDO, Fla. — Florida authorities say a 26-year-old man raped a 2-year-old girl at SeaWorld Orlando and saved pictures of the crime on his cell phone, local media reported Friday.
Michael Grzybowicz of Cocoa Beach, Fla., has been held without bail in the Brevard County Jail since Saturday, Orange County sheriff's deputies said.
Grzybowicz is accused of raping the child on Feb. 17 after her mother had asked him to briefly watch the toddler inside the theme park, according to Orlando TV station WESH.
Pictures of the alleged rape were found on Grzybowicz’ phone and sent to his e-mail account, the sheriff's office said
GOP: Here are a Few Of Our Cuts (Snicker, snicker). They Won 't Affect Our Rich Pals. Let The Poor, Sick, Disabled, and Aged Get Rich, And They Won't Be Affected Either.
-$49 million - Training and Employment Services
-$1 million - Mine Safety and Health Administration
-$40 million - Labor Department, Salaries and Expenses
-$397 million - Health Resources and Services
-$21 million - Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
-$15 million - Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration
-$3 million - CMS, program management
-$21 million - Children and Families Services program
-$1 million - Child Care Development Block Grant
-$6 million - Administration on Aging
-$2 million - HHS Office of the Secretary, departmental management
-$5 million - School Improvement Programs
-$229 million - Department of Education - Innovation and Improvement
-$32 million - Safe Schools and Citizenship Education
-$22 million - Special Education
-$5 million Rehabilitation Services and Disability Research
Friday, February 25, 2011
FDA Director Rogers: Rogers defended the FDA's actions at Triad, saying the agency had monitored the firm closely during recent inspections in July 2009 and again in April and May 2010
FDA: Hey ,man, death happens, and not many died that we know of. Besides, thisis nothing compared to some of our past history. Suck it up.
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
LiLo Laughs So Hard She Cracks Rib
Lindsay Lohan 'Will Be Going To Jail' If She Accepts Plea Deal. Judge tells Lohan if she pleads guilty to theft charge, she will serve time for probation violation.
Lohan knows this is bull shit said to make it look like equal justice for all but can't keep from laughing. She will sue judge for his irresponsible statements making her laugh.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Wisconsin Gov: Here Is The Reason Police And Firefighters Unions Are Not Included In My Law To Prohibit Unions.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Boehner: He Dared To Cut MY Pork?
In a career-defining victory for a young lawmaker, sophomore Rep. Tom Rooney (R-Fla.) corralled conservative freshmen to beat his own party leadership this week, spearheading a pivotal House vote to cut $450 million for a competitive engine for the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter.
Top House leaders - Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) and House Armed Services Chairman Howard P. “Buck” McKeon (R-Calif.) - were arrayed in favor of preserving the program, in part because the alternative engine is built by GE, a big employer in Boehner’s home state of Ohio.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
GOP: Agast! He, he wants to get rid of some tax breaks for big biz and for our rich pals. He thinks we should pay taxes just like the peasants do?
U.S. President Barack Obama yesterday (Monday) sent to Congress his $3.7 trillion budget request for fiscal year 2012.
Saturday, February 12, 2011
ACLU: Ha! How Dare They Use Past And Present Experience As An Excuse To Denounce Extremists.
Despite their differences, all three say they have a problem with the integration of Muslims and their statements on multiculturalism clearly focus on those minorities.
National Union Of Women Denounce Bex
Bex publishes this picture to show babies are living .
We will team up with Democrats to declare anyone publishing crap like this in the future will be shot.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Lindsay Lohan Would Consider No-Jail Plea Bargain, Her Lawyer Says
LiLo: I am as innocent as I was in all the other cases. But, I've already spent an hour in jail and now I just want it to all go away. After all, am I not a rich celebrity?
(CBS/AP) Lindsay Lohan entered a "not guilty" plea in Los Angeles Superior Court Wednesday, but would consider entering into a plea deal if it meant she would avoid jail, her attorney said Thursday.
Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, told CNN that although the grand theft charge is "entirely defensible," her client would consider making a deal in order to stay out of jail and get back on the road to recovery.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
DNC: Sure, We Kill The Unborn, But We Are Not Hypocrites.
The GOP sponsored a bill to prohibit funding for abortion that resulted in pregnancy from rape. After a hue and cry, they changed it to read "forcible rape" and said that is what they meant all along.
We all know this is a lie, but you see how they backed down with a little pressure? Now they say it's OK to kill an innocent that results from forcible rape. Ha! We say kill 'em all if you want to, and we don't back down.
Boehner: We Will Retify It. We Simply Did Not Realize That Some Sick Children Would Still Get Help. More Cuts Are Necessary.
Pressure on spending cuts, surprise floor defeats show fraying party unity
For the second consecutive day, House Republicans on Wednesday lost a floor vote due to a mini-revolt, this time over a plan to demand a repayment from the United Nations. Earlier in the day, members of the party’s conservative bloc used a closed-door party meeting to push the leadership to go well beyond its plans to trim about $40 billion from domestic spending and foreign aid this year, demanding $100 billion or more.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
LiLo: Prosecutors Are Doing This For Publicity. They Know I'll Get Probation, or 3 Hours in Jail, or Sent To Rehab Again.
LOS ANGELES – Prosecutors charged Lindsay Lohan Wednesday with felony grand theft of a $2,500 necklace — a case that could return the troubled starlet to jail rather than the big screen.
Lohan charged with felony theft over necklace
Prosecutors want Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz to set bail at $20,000, according to the complaint. If convicted, Lohan could face up to three years in state prison.
Boehner: It's...er, It's Clinton's Fault.
House Republicans are pointing fingers at one another the day after a vote on the Patriot Act failed on their watch, and they’re already bracing for another embarrassing floor vote Wednesday.
GOP aides predict that the House will fail to pass a bill Wednesday that would retrieve money already paid to the United Nations — a rejection which would bring their legislative losses to three bills this week. The U.N. bill would return $179 million that was paid into the U.N. tax equalization fund.
But even with a 65-seat majority, Republicans are still blaming Democrats for their troubles.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Boehner: And The Poorest One Has Over $8,000,000. My Kind Of VP.
From its highest levels to the grass roots, the GOP is buzzing over Marco, Bobby and Susana, as well as more than a half-dozen other junior Republican officeholders who have captured the party’s imagination in ways that the current 2012 presidential field hasn’t come close to doing.
It’s almost as though there is more excitement over the deep pool of vice presidential prospects than over the emerging roster of presidential candidates, which is largely composed of white, male, former and soon-to-be-former governors, none of them from the biggest battleground states.
Look at my tears of joy.
Boehner: Whatever! We Rich Won't Suffer Either Way.
Assange: The Bitch Should Prosecute Me Just Over A Little Rape Or Two?
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange stands with his lawyer Jennifer Robinson in front of Belmarsh Magistrates' Court in London
The extradition hearings in London Monday of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange drips with intrigue: a mysterious Australian hacker accused of sex crimes by two Swedish women. Now add this to the mix: Monday, a retired female judge accused the female Swedish prosecutor attempting to extradite Assange of having a "biased view" against men.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
GOP: WOW! He Can Afford To Join Our Country Club.
Egypt’s embattled President Hosni Mubarak’s and his family’s net worth is estimated to be between U.S. dollars 40 and 70 billion, a media report said.
The wealth of the Egypt’s first family was built largely from military contracts during his days as an air force officer; Mr. Mubarak eventually diversified his investments through his family when he became President in 1981, the ABC News quoted experts as saying.
The family’s net worth now ranges from U.S. dollars 40 to 70 billion, by some estimates, the report said.
Amaney Jamal, a political science professor at Princeton, said those estimates are comparable with the vast wealth of leaders in other Gulf countries.
“The business ventures from his military and government service accumulated to his personal wealth. There was a lot of corruption in this regime and stifling of public resources for personal gain,” Ms. Jamal was quoted as saying.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Lindsay Lohan: Fools: You Still Don't Know There IS A Different Standard Of Justice For The Rich And Famous And Average Joes and Janes?
Lindsay Lohan will be charged with felony grand theft ... TMZ has learned.
Sources connected with the case tell TMZ the L.A. County District Attorney will file the case as early as Monday.
Lindsay is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Venice, CA jewelry store on January 22. Surveillance video from the store shows Lindsay with the necklace in question and there are photos of her wearing what appears to be the same necklace a week later.
If convicted ... Lindsay faces a maximum of three years in state prison.
Sources connected with Lindsay tell TMZ ... Lindsay says she'll fight the charge and she's sticking with her story that she took the jewelry on loan.
Friday, February 4, 2011
Mubarak: I Want To Go, But I Must Stay For The Good Of Egypt
Hosni: Gee, how I want to go, but just imagine the chaos if I leave. Tsk, tsk, guess I'll just have to stay.
It's not that Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak wants to stay in power, you understand; he's "fed up" with being President but has no choice other than to carry on — because if he quits, the result will be chaos and a Muslim Brotherhood takeover. And in an extended interview on state-controlled Nile TV, Vice President Omar Suleiman — Mubarak's intelligence chief and the power behind his throne — made clear that the regime is digging in for a fight.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Impossible: A World Leader With The Courage To Be Politically Incorrect
Prime Minister Julia Gillard - Australia gave a speech daring to voice what other countries think but are afraid to say.

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..
Separately, Gillard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying she supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:
''IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT.. Take It Or Leave It.
'I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. '
'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'
'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'
'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'
'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'
'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'
'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."
Boehner Explains Broken Promise: We Realized Some Of Our Rich Pals Would Not Be Able To Double-Dip.
In their "Pledge to America," Republicans promised they would cut $100 billion from the nation's budget. On closer inspection, however, the actual savings found equals $32 billion.
FBI and Army: But, But, It's Politically Incorrect To Do Anything That Seems To Accuse "The Religion Of Peace" Of Terror.
Report says the FBI and the Army ignored warnings that could have prevented shootings
Officials hampered by bureaucracy and unwillingness to confront extremism, the report claims.
Shooting suspect Maj. Nidal Hasan potentially faces the death penalty
Washington (CNN) -- FBI and Army officials repeatedly ignored multiple warning signs that could have prevented the November 2009 massacre at Fort Hood, Texas, according to a long-awaited report released Thursday by two U.S. senators.
The inability to act was a result of both bureaucratic inefficiency and an unwillingness to identify and confront homegrown Islamic extremism, the report concludes.
DNC: GOP Is Finallly Starting To See That The Unborn Are Not Entitled To Life
A burgeoning controversy over the definition of rape in abortion policy has prompted a Republican congressman to assure critics that his bill meant to permanently prevent taxpayer dollars from funding abortions would not exclude any rape victims from federal coverage.
The "No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act," introduced late last month by Rep. Chris Smith, R-N.J., has generated heated criticism from advocacy groups who say the legislative language makes it possible to exclude everything from date rape to statutory rape.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
DNC: We Democrats Are Not The Only Ones Who Laugh At God's Laws
GOP senator announces support for Md. same-sex marriage bill
By John Wagner
Sen. Allan H. Kittleman (R-Howard) formally announced his support Wednesday morning for legislation that would allow same-sex marriages in Maryland, saying he would vote for the bill "because of my firm belief in equal rights."
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
January 31, 2011 07:20 PM EST
A man from Sweden was sentenced to jail for eight months for pooping on the floor of a store.
The strange but true incident happened in Finspång last November. Apparently, the store denied the man access to their facilities, citing health regulations that are incredibly strict. Of course, it would have been better to allow the man to use the toilet rather than have him defecate on the store’s floor.
The man got quite upset after hearing the news that he couldn’t use the store’s restroom, so he chose to simply squat on the floor and go number two.
Oh dear, this must have been quite a terrible disaster for the store clerks as well as the other shoppers.
The cashier said in court, “He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor, and pooped.” While he was going, he also insulted the cashier.
How dare he?
After he had finished his business, he stole some candy and ran out of the store.
Monday, January 31, 2011
If You Believe This Will Work, Then Have I Got A Golden Gate Bridge For You To Buy.
Charlie Sheen doesn't have to travel far to get better, because TMZ has learned he's doing rehab at home.
Sources connected with the actor tell us ... CBS, Warner Bros. and Charlie put their heads together and found an expert in addiction they think can help Charlie conquer his demons.
The expert and other professionals are coming to Charlie's gated community in L.A., in no small part for privacy reasons. Many rehab facilities can be tricky when it comes to patients and others spilling secrets.
Boehner: U.S. Will Not Default on Debt, But Congress Will Slash Spending
You say they will die? People die!
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Bristol Palin: They Want A Virgin To Discuss Virtues Of Virginity? Ha! Get Real!
She had been scheduled to speak on abstinence, but after her speaking fee of $20,000 came to light, a number of students felt this would be an inappropriate use of university activity committee funds. Although Bristol Palin is known to be a politically polarizing figure, most students are insisting it is not her politics but her exhorbitant fee that has them concerned.
Her fee will be taken from an annual activity fee into which all students pay to cover events and activities. But that's not their only concern. Palin may simply be unqualified to speak to abstinence-only education.
"Her only qualification for speaking about abstinence is that she did not abstain." Student Jon Branfman told the St. Louis Beacon.
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Top World Bankers Offer To Sell Golden gate Bridge
DAVOS, Switzerland (Reuters) – Top bankers adopted a softer tone after high-level meetings at the World Economic Forum on Saturday, thanking governments for shoring up the financial system in the hope of avoiding tighter regulation.
But, in a reminder of the problems banks still face after absorbing billions of dollars of taxpayers' money in bailouts, French Finance Minister Christine Lagarde said financiers needed to show real thanks by changing their behavior.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Pro-Deathers: What's The Crime In Kermit Gosnell Being Untidy?
Pro-Deathers release memo:
Our great US Supreme Court has ruled that unborn babies can be killed, because they are unfit for life or they are just mounds of lifeless matter. So our boy Kerm is untidy by having body...er, matter parts in the shapes of heads, legs, arms, and torsos lying around his shop. Should you be arrested just 'cause you haven't cleaned your house? Of course not. Neither should Kerm.
We praise our boy, Kerm
Who's the cure for the effects of sperm,
He brings babies lives to term
His right to kill is very firm
Pro-Deathers, Pro-Deathers, we are proud Pro-Deathers
There is nothing good about Pro-Lifers,
If the thrill of watching the unborn gasp
their last breath while in our grasp
Makes you want the thrill of the kill
and gives you the notion to do an abortion,
Just come to one of our killing places
and help us flush those unknown faces.
Pro-Deathers, Pro-Deathers
we are proud Pro-Deathers.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Ohio Mom Dares To Want Better School For Kids
Can you imagine? This mom lives in a crime-ridden neighborhood, but wants her children to have a chance to have a better life. She must think they are better than the criminals living near her. Ha! This Ohio school district is not about to be fooled. This Mom is now a felon. She will think twice before trying to better her children in the future.
Read the story.
Ohio Mom Jailed for Sending Her Kids to a Better School
Much of the poltical rhetoric on education reform has centered on the ability of parents to send their children to better schools, particularly in situations where they were forced to send them to schools that were failing. But in the case of Kelley Williams-Bolar, her desire to get her children better educational placement landed her in jail, and may well derail her aspirations of becoming a teacher herself.
Williams-Bolar, 40, and her two children live in housing projects in Akron, Ohio. For two years, she sent them to school in the Copley-Fairlawn district, where her father lived, because it was a safer environment -- the high crime rate in her area drove her decision. The suburban school district hired a private investigator to find their residential records and it turned out she listed the children as living in that district, although they actually stayed with her.
(More on TIME.com: See pictures of a Mandarin school in Minneapolis)
Technically, that qualifies as a felony since she falsified records, and Judge Patricia Cosgrove sentenced her to two concurrent five-year prison sentences. She suspended the sentence, though, in favor of a 10-day jail sentence, 80 hours of community service and three years probation. She had been working as a teaching assistant for special needs children and earning a teaching degree, but since she is now a convicted felon, under Ohio law she cannot earn that degree.
The conviction has caused outrage among many who advocate change and improvement in education, particularly for the poor and disadvantaged minority communities. Syracuse University professor Boyce Watkins took to the blogosphere to openly voice his outrage.
"There is no logical reason on earth why this mother of two should be dehumanized by going to jail and be left permanently marginalized from future economic and educational opportunities, he wrote on his blog. "Even if you believe in the laws that keep poor kids trapped in underperforming schools, the idea that this woman should be sent to jail for demanding educational access is simply ridiculous."
The website Change.org has launched a petition in support of reduction on appeal of Williams-Bolar's conviction, and have started a Twitter campaign on it.
Both girls, now aged 16 and 12, attended schools in Copley-Fairlawn from August 2006 to June 2008, but now attend school elsewhere, according to the Akron Beacon-Journal.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
GOP: Vote To Select Which Photo John Boehner Should Use When Speaking For Us!
Vote to see which photo should be on all official GOP correspondence.
Photo a Photo b both photos
GOP: Boehner Replies To Obama's State Of the Union Speech
l. Things Obama is For, and,
2: Things Obama is Against.
Regarding Things Obama is For, we simply say NO!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
The DUH Report: Islamic militants suspected in Russia airport bombing
Iran Advises Arab Countries How To Keep Rulers In Power
Go Ye and do likewise, and Ye shall in power remain.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Rep. Paul Ryan (R) To Answer Obama For GOP
Republicans say the choice of House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan to deliver the party's response to the State of the Union address signals the GOP's commitment to deficit reduction. The Wisconsin lawmaker was a member of President Obama's bipartisan fiscal commission, but voted against its recommendations.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
John Boehner Defines GOP Strategy
email.
Our strategy is simple. The GOP looks at every political possibility and determines these factors:
a. Regardless of how good, beneficial, or helpful it
is to the American people, if Obama is for it, we
just say NO!
b. Does it directly get the rich richer. If not, we
just say NO!
Friday, January 21, 2011
John Boehenr: Here Is How To Be Sure Your Email Is From Me!!!!
My Dear Rich Pals,
If you receive any emails with my email address on them, make sure my official seal is enclosed somewhere or they are fake.
GOP Has Good Reason To Be Upset At Bad News!!!!!!
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Geneology Mystery Finally Solved By Scholarly Research
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, FullaSchitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
GOP and Health Care
Congress: 'Symbolic' passage“The House voted Wednesday to repeal the Democrats’ landmark health care overhaul, marking what the new Republican majority in the chamber hailed as the fulfillment of a campaign promise and the start of an all-out effort to dismantle President Obama’s signature domestic policy achievement,” the New York Times says.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
GOP: You Expect Us, The Haves, To Pay Taxes? So The Have-Nots Can Have Health Insurance?
Friday, January 14, 2011
Quiz: What Do Movie and TV Stars and Royalty Have in Common? Who Has the Best Technique?
Thursday, January 13, 2011
The DUH Report: DeLay lawyer says his client will never spend day in jail
GOP: Would anyone pay to read a newspaper' headlines that printed things like, " The Sun Causes Sunburn", " Water Can Freeze if Tempertature Gets Low Enough", "The Sun is Hot", etc. These things are innately obvious to any rational being. One of our own going to prison? (Snort, snort, yuk, yuk)
Tue, Jan 11 2011
Ex-House leader DeLay gets 3-year prison term
SAN ANTONIO, Tex.
Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:00pm EST
SAN ANTONIO, Tex. (Reuters) - The attorney for former House leader Tom DeLay said on Thursday he is preparing a series of motions to appeal and overturn DeLay's conviction on conspiracy and money laundering charges.
Dick DeGuerin said in an interview from his Houston office that he is confident that DeLay will never spend a day in prison.
NRA: Much Ado About Nothing While Dems Abort Innocents
Monday, January 10, 2011
National Rifle Abomination: Arizona Proves Need for Compulsary Gun Coverage
Thursday, October 21, 2010
NPR and Freedom of Speech
Friday, November 27, 2009
Polanski: Swiss Make Much Ado About Nothing
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Polanski: Young Love Makes You Smile
Monday, March 30, 2009
NRA Offers More Proof of Right to Carry Arms
CARTHAGE, N.C. (AP) — Investigators are looking into whether a gunman accused of killing eight people in a North Carolina nursing home may have targeted the facility because his estranged wife worked there, police said Monday.
Carthage Police Chief Chris McKenzie said the woman, who he did not name, worked at the nursing home. He said he believed that the couple were recently separated but that he did not have any other details. He was not sure if the woman was at the nursing home at the time of the shootings.
Authorities said Robert Stewart, 45, went on a terrifying rampage in the Pinelake Health and Rehab center on Sunday morning, killing seven residents and a nurse and wounding three others.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Logic Explains AIG Bonuses
Ailing AIG stands by need for bonuses
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Do You Know Who I Am?? The Great Me????
David Vitter: Did Madoff go to jail? Neither will I. Rules are different
for us rich. Like it or lump it, peasants!!!!
TSA Probing Vitter Incident
The Transportation Security Administration is examining Sen. David Vitter's much-reported decision to open the closed gateway door to his plane -- even though he was warned against it by an airline worker.
"We will be reviewing the alleged incident," Lauren Gaches, a TSA spokeswoman, told On Call this evening.
Roll Call first reported that Vitter, a Louisiana Republican known to the wider Washington world for showing up in the phone records of the DC madam, set off the security alarm Thursday when he tried to board a United Airlines flight from Washington Dulles to New Orleans. Vitter arrived at the gate 20 minutes before departure, and having been denied access to the plane, spiraled into what Roll Call called a "timeworn 'do-you-know-who-I-am' tirade" that "grew quite heated." He set off the security alarm when he opened the door, a spy told the paper.
Friday, February 20, 2009
ACLU Vents Ire On Italy
Italy passes emergency rape law
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Italy's government has rushed through a decree to crack down on sexual violence and illegal immigration after a spate of rapes blamed on foreigners.
ACLU:
Sputter, sputter, rant, rave. What madness is this? What about the rights of the rapists? Italy is thinking only about the victims, but the rapists are the ones who are having their rights trounced on by a dictatorial state.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
You Gotta' Show Them Who's Boss
US Muslim TV boss 'beheaded wife'
| Aasiya Hassan had recently filed for divorce, alleging domestic violence |
The founder of a US Muslim TV network has been charged over the beheading of his wife, media reports say.
Muzzammil Hassan, 44, is accused of second degree murder of Aasiya Hassan, whose body was found last week at the TV station in New York state.
Both Mr Hassan and his wife worked at Bridges TV, a station aimed at countering stereotypes of Muslims.
Authorities said Mrs Hassan, 37, had recently filed for divorce. The couple had two children, aged four and six.
Bridges TV, a satellite-distributed news and opinion channel, was founded by Mr Hassan in 2004 and was based in a suburb in Buffalo, in upstate New York.
Mrs Hassan had filed for divorce after enduring previous incidents of domestic violence, her lawyer told the Buffalo News.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Logic Of Hamas
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Daschle: Me? Years Of Back Taxes? Just An Oversight!
Report: Daschle Delayed Tax Revelation
Health and Human Services secretary nominee reportedly waited nearly a month after being nominated before informing President Obama that he had not paid years of back taxes.
FOXNews.com
Sunday, February 01, 2009
Former South Dakota Senator Tom Daschle waited nearly a month after being nominated to be secretary of health and human services before informing President Obama that he had not paid years of back taxes, the Washington Post reports.
On Jan. 2, Daschle paid $140,000 in back taxes and interest to the U.S. Treasury and about two days later informed the White House and the Senate Finance Committee, the White House confirmed to the Post.
Obama's transition team discovered in December that $15,000 of the $276,000 in charitable contributions claimed by Daschle lacked proper documentation. But Daschle waited until after amended returns were filed before he mentioned the larger tax liability.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
GOP: Let Them Work For Their Insurance.
Obama's First Real Test
Will Obama keep this man who represents the essence of dishonesty?
Daschle did not pay taxes, and he made millions in the past 2 years.
Report: Daschle Received $220G From Health Care Groups With Vested Interest
Sen. Tom Daschle, President Obama's nominee to head the Department of Health and Human Services, reportedly received $220,000 in speaking fees from health care groups with a vested interest in the work he would do once confirmed as health chief.
Tom Daschle, the former South Dakota senator picked by President Obama to reside over the nation's healthcare system, received $220,000 in speaking fees from health care groups with an interest in the work he would do once confirmed as health chief, Politico.com reported Saturday.
Daschle, who has come under fire in recent days for his failure to pay taxes, reportedly received thousands from health care groups -- such as the Health Industry Distributors Association -- that stand to gain or lose depending on the outcome of Obama's universal health care initiative.
The Health Industry Associated paid Dashle a speaking fee of $14,000 in March 2008, according to Politico.com.Report: Daschle Received $220G From Health Care Groups With Vested Interest
Sen. Tom Daschle, President Obama's nominee to head the Department of Health and Human Services, reportedly received $220,000 in speaking fees from health care groups with a vested interest in the work he would do once confirmed as health chief.
Tom Daschle, the former South Dakota senator picked by President Obama to reside over the nation's healthcare system, received $220,000 in speaking fees from health care groups with an interest in the work he would do once confirmed as health chief, Politico.com reported Saturday.
Daschle, who has come under fire in recent days for his failure to pay taxes, reportedly received thousands from health care groups -- such as the Health Industry Distributors Association -- that stand to gain or lose depending on the outcome of Obama's universal health care initiative.
The Health Industry Associated paid Dashle a speaking fee of $14,000 in March 2008, according to Politico.com.
































