Friday, March 25, 2011

GOP: All belong to our party. (Snicker, snicker)

G.E. paid no taxes on $5.1 billion in profit

By Brett Michael Dykesbrett Michael DykesFri Mar 25, 11:24 am ET
As Washington worries about the United States' growing deficit problem, there's mounting evidence the government is failing to collect taxes from wealthy individuals and corporations. A piece in today's New York Times by David Kocieniewski outlines how G.E. skirted paying any taxes on $5.1 billion in profits in 2010--in addition to claiming a $3.2 billion tax credit.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Proof that Arnold Schwarzenegger is really a Democrat.

Whoa! Didn't Fabian Nunez give a big donation to Scharzie's campaign for governor? Didn't Scharzie's reign result in California going broke? Would any Republican, regardless of how dim-witted, simple, and stupid, allow that to happen? Of course not. Therefore, Scharzie is a Democrat.
California Republicans delivered a final slap to former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger at their convention in Sacramento Sunday, formally chiding him for shortening the sentence of the son of former Assembly Speaker Fabian Núñez.

Luis Santos, a 22-year old college student was stabbed to death near San Diego State University in 2008. Prosecutors alleged that after Esteban Núñez and three friends were barred from a fraternity party, they started a fight that led to Santos’ death.

Schwarzenegger’s decision earlier this year to reduce Núñez’s sentence from 16 years to seven years infuriated prosecutors as well as the victim's family, which was not notified beforehand.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

GOP: Our New President will be Coulter who has given the solution to the problem of the non-rich.


GOP: With a brilliant insight our new Prez-to-be has found the solution to all our problems in one fell stroke. She said that radiation is good for you since it reduces the chances of getting cancer.

We will ship all the poor, ill, and disabled, to Japan so they can partake of those good, healthy, cancer-curing rays. Only our rich pals who can afford to be healthy will remain. Our only problem will be to be build  bigger banks to hold all our money.

Friday, March 18, 2011

GOP: We Care For The Poor. We will pay for their trip to Japan to make sure they never get cancer.

Ann Coulter talks Japan earthquake, tsunami with Bill O'Reilly: 'Radiation is good for you'

Friday, March 18th 2011, 9:45 AM
Ann Coulter told Bill O'Reilly on Thursday that "radiation is good for you."
Owen/AP
Ann Coulter told Bill O'Reilly on Thursday that "radiation is good for you."
Right-wing blowhard Ann Coulter took her incendiary views to a whole new level Thursday, this time finding the silver lining in Japan's nuclear disaster.
During a segment on Bill O'Reilly's Fox News show, the conservative firebrand tried to calm jittery viewers by telling them "radiation is good for you."

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Unhealthy, Unemployed, Uninsured: 52 Million Americans Without In 2010

The problem of the uninsured in the United States has been getting worse. During 2010, some 52 million Americans went without health insurance, compared to 38 million in 2001. Seventy five million Americans skipped doctor visits all together, along with prescriptions and recommended tests or treatments in 2010 because of costs. That's up from 47 million in 2001. Among people with insurance who have had high deductibles, 31% percent skipped care due to cost.

GOP: See? If these bums want to be healthy, why don't they get rich the same way we did. Hell, we used inheritance and corruption. They expect us to pay taxes to help them? They need to pick themselves up by their bootstraps...oh, that involves work, a word alien to them as paying  taxes is to us.










Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Georgia GOP Raising Taxes On Girl Scout Cookies While Cutting Taxes On Foreign Corporations

GOP: We are desparate for cash. Our state is  broke. What...you expect us to tax our own? The rich do not, will not, and have never paid taxes.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Wisconsin Gov: But...but, against me? Why? Just 'cuz I want to be dictator?

A poll out today by the Wisconsin Policy Research Institute shows President Obama’s and Republican Gov. Scott Walker’s approval ratings heading in opposite directions.


Obama’s approval rating sits at a comfortable 53%-42%, above the national average, and a nine-point improvement in the poll from November.
By contrast, Walker’s approval rating is upside down – with 43% approving and 53% disapproving of how he’s handling his job. Walker’s “strongly disapprove” is a sky-high 45%; Obama’s is 26%.


Sunday, March 6, 2011

Wisconsin Gov. Walker: How dare they print the truth about my lies?


OK, let's be clear about this — the protests going on in Wisconsin and other Republican-controlled, Midwestern states have nothing to do with balancing budgets and everything to do with political strategy and union-busting.


Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker, a tea-bagger to the ultimate degree, is out to destroy the public sector unions of the state.




Wednesday, March 2, 2011

DNC: The public is objecting to the GOP trying to balance budget on backs of poor. We can relax and relax by advocating murding more babies via abortion. (Snicker, snicker)


DNC: We say every abortion clinic should get free government funding so those who want sex don't have to worry about any consequences. Sure, God says it's murder, but that's teaching from "pie in the sky" religion.

GOP: We can afford to send our children to private schools. The poor should get rich so they can also do so.



For Angela Goines, who has two children in the Detroit Public Schools, news that the system could make historically drastic budget cuts has left her with "agony in my heart."

Detroit school officials say they have no choice after Michigan education officials last week ordered them to implement a contingency plan intended to eliminate the system's $327 million deficit by 2014.

Robert Bobb, the system's emergency financial director, said that to comply, Detroit will have to close 70 of its 142 schools, shut down most bus service and eliminate individual school principals in favor of principals in charge of school "regions." An announcement is expected in April on how many hundreds of teachers would be laid off.



Monday, February 28, 2011

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker: No Rational Being Can Refute This Logic.

Walker: Would you expect a person in the middle of Africa to  speak English if he had never been exposed to it? By analogy, follow my logic to see why collective bargaining should be banned.

Wisconsin is broke, and there are only two possible ways to remedy the situation:

 First, cancel collective bargaining, cut health care, pay, and benefits for teachers and public workers (do not include firefighter and police unions, because, after all, they did support me during the election.(Snicker,snicker). We can balance the budget off their backs.

Second: Pass laws forcing  the rich to pay taxes. Now, my anology comes into play. The rich have never been exposed to taxes and do not know the meaning of the word. Suddenly, out of the clear blue sky, we should impose a thing unknown on them?

GOP: So? They can pick themselves up by their bootstraps.



Economist predicts GOP cuts would cost 700,000 jobsA report by economist Mark Zandi from Moody’s says that Republicans’ plan to cut spending would cost 700,000 jobs through 2012, the Washington Post reports.




Sunday, February 27, 2011

Former MADD Prez: Do as I say, not as I do.

Former president of Mothers Against Drunk Driving  was recently arrested on a DUI charge in Florida.  Police say Debra Oberlin failed a field sobriety test and her blood alcohol level was well above the state's legal limit

She had a .239 reading.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Death Penalty Is Wrong? Even For This?

Michael Grzybowicz: Ahhha, it was sooooo good!




ORLANDO, Fla. — Florida authorities say a 26-year-old man raped a 2-year-old girl at SeaWorld Orlando and saved pictures of the crime on his cell phone, local media reported Friday.



Michael Grzybowicz of Cocoa Beach, Fla., has been held without bail in the Brevard County Jail since Saturday, Orange County sheriff's deputies said.


Grzybowicz is accused of raping the child on Feb. 17 after her mother had asked him to briefly watch the toddler inside the theme park, according to Orlando TV station WESH.


Pictures of the alleged rape were found on Grzybowicz’ phone and sent to his e-mail account, the sheriff's office said

GOP: Here are a Few Of Our Cuts (Snicker, snicker). They Won 't Affect Our Rich Pals. Let The Poor, Sick, Disabled, and Aged Get Rich, And They Won't Be Affected Either.



-$49 million - Training and Employment Services



-$1 million - Mine Safety and Health Administration


-$40 million - Labor Department, Salaries and Expenses


-$397 million - Health Resources and Services


-$21 million - Centers for Disease Control and Prevention


-$15 million - Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration


-$3 million - CMS, program management


-$21 million - Children and Families Services program


-$1 million - Child Care Development Block Grant


-$6 million - Administration on Aging


-$2 million - HHS Office of the Secretary, departmental management


-$5 million - School Improvement Programs


-$229 million - Department of Education - Innovation and Improvement


-$32 million - Safe Schools and Citizenship Education


-$22 million - Special Education


-$5 million Rehabilitation Services and Disability Research

Friday, February 25, 2011

FDA Director Rogers: Rogers defended the FDA's actions at Triad, saying the agency had monitored the firm closely during recent inspections in July 2009 and again in April and May 2010

Bex: Wow! Closely monitored?  Can you imagine what would have happened if it had not been?

FDA: Hey ,man, death  happens, and not many died that we know of. Besides, thisis nothing compared to some of our past history. Suck it up.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

LiLo Laughs So Hard She Cracks Rib

Feb 23 2011 1:40 PM EST 31,100


Lindsay Lohan 'Will Be Going To Jail' If She Accepts Plea Deal. Judge tells Lohan if she pleads guilty to theft charge, she will serve time for probation violation.

Lohan knows this is bull shit said to make it look like equal justice for all but can't keep from laughing. She will sue judge for his irresponsible statements making her laugh.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

Wisconsin Gov: Here Is The Reason Police And Firefighters Unions Are Not Included In My Law To Prohibit Unions.

Gov: Need you ask? Any idiot already knows. The Police and firefighters unions donated to and supported my campaign to be governor.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Boehner: He Dared To Cut MY Pork?


In a career-defining victory for a young lawmaker, sophomore Rep. Tom Rooney (R-Fla.) corralled conservative freshmen to beat his own party leadership this week, spearheading a pivotal House vote to cut $450 million for a competitive engine for the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter.

Top House leaders - Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.) and House Armed Services Chairman Howard P. “Buck” McKeon (R-Calif.) - were arrayed in favor of preserving the program, in part because the alternative engine is built by GE, a big employer in Boehner’s home state of Ohio.








Tuesday, February 15, 2011

GOP: Agast! He, he wants to get rid of some tax breaks for big biz and for our rich pals. He thinks we should pay taxes just like the peasants do?



U.S. President Barack Obama yesterday (Monday) sent to Congress his $3.7 trillion budget request for fiscal year 2012. 




Saturday, February 12, 2011

ACLU: Ha! How Dare They Use Past And Present Experience As An Excuse To Denounce Extremists.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy has declared multiculturalism a failure, echoing British Prime Minister David Cameron and German Chancellor Angela Merkel and confusing some French who say it was never tried anyway.

 Despite their differences, all three say they have a problem with the integration of Muslims and their statements on multiculturalism clearly focus on those minorities.



National Union Of Women Denounce Bex


NUW releases statement: Yep! Bex is at it again. We know that unborn babies are fodder to be aborted. They are simply maasses of organic matter until after they are born.
Bex publishes this picture to show babies are living .
We will team up with Democrats to declare anyone publishing crap like this in the future will be shot.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Would Consider No-Jail Plea Bargain, Her Lawyer Says



LiLo: I am as innocent as I was in all the other cases. But, I've already spent an hour in jail and now I just want it to all go away. After all, am I not a rich celebrity?

(CBS/AP) Lindsay Lohan entered a "not guilty" plea in Los Angeles Superior Court Wednesday, but would consider entering into a plea deal if it meant she would avoid jail, her attorney said Thursday.

Lohan's attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, told CNN that although the grand theft charge is "entirely defensible," her client would consider making a deal in order to stay out of jail and get back on the road to recovery.



Thursday, February 10, 2011

DNC: Sure, We Kill The Unborn, But We Are Not Hypocrites.

DNC issues memo: We are proud to support same-sex marriage and murder the unborn, and we don't give two hoots what God says about this. At least we are not hypocrites as the GOP is. Here is the latest example.

The GOP sponsored a bill to prohibit funding for abortion that resulted in pregnancy from rape. After a hue and cry, they changed it to read "forcible rape" and said that is what they meant all along.

We all know this is a lie, but you see how they backed down with a little pressure? Now they say it's OK to kill an innocent that results from forcible rape. Ha! We say kill 'em all if you want to, and we don't back down.

Boehner: We Will Retify It. We Simply Did Not Realize That Some Sick Children Would Still Get Help. More Cuts Are Necessary.

House GOP battles turmoil in its ranks

Pressure on spending cuts, surprise floor defeats show fraying party unity

For the second consecutive day, House Republicans on Wednesday lost a floor vote due to a mini-revolt, this time over a plan to demand a repayment from the United Nations. Earlier in the day, members of the party’s conservative bloc used a closed-door party meeting to push the leadership to go well beyond its plans to trim about $40 billion from domestic spending and foreign aid this year, demanding $100 billion or more.




Wednesday, February 9, 2011

LiLo: Prosecutors Are Doing This For Publicity. They Know I'll Get Probation, or 3 Hours in Jail, or Sent To Rehab Again.

Lohan charged with felony theft over necklace


LOS ANGELES – Prosecutors charged Lindsay Lohan Wednesday with felony grand theft of a $2,500 necklace — a case that could return the troubled starlet to jail rather than the big screen.
Lohan charged with felony theft over necklace



Prosecutors want Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz to set bail at $20,000, according to the complaint. If convicted, Lohan could face up to three years in state prison.











Boehner: It's...er, It's Clinton's Fault.

  Republicans brace for another floor vote loss.

House Republicans are pointing fingers at one another the day after a vote on the Patriot Act failed on their watch, and they’re already bracing for another embarrassing floor vote Wednesday.

GOP aides predict that the House will fail to pass a bill Wednesday that would retrieve money already paid to the United Nations — a rejection which would bring their legislative losses to three bills this week. The U.N. bill would return $179 million that was paid into the U.N. tax equalization fund.

But even with a 65-seat majority, Republicans are still blaming Democrats for their troubles.









Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Boehner: And The Poorest One Has Over $8,000,000. My Kind Of VP.

That's the ticket: GOP loves look of VP field


From its highest levels to the grass roots, the GOP is buzzing over Marco, Bobby and Susana, as well as more than a half-dozen other junior Republican officeholders who have captured the party’s imagination in ways that the current 2012 presidential field hasn’t come close to doing.

It’s almost as though there is more excitement over the deep pool of vice presidential prospects than over the emerging roster of presidential candidates, which is largely composed of white, male, former and soon-to-be-former governors, none of them from the biggest battleground states.

Look at my tears of joy.

Boehner: Whatever! We Rich Won't Suffer Either Way.

WASHINGTON — The Republican drive to cut spending, which begins in earnest this week, marks a political gamble that the public's hunger for smaller government will trump its appetite for benefits, subsidies and other federal support.




Assange: The Bitch Should Prosecute Me Just Over A Little Rape Or Two?


Wikileaks founder Julian Assange stands with his lawyer Jennifer Robinson in front of Belmarsh Magistrates' Court in London

The extradition hearings in London Monday of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange drips with intrigue: a mysterious Australian hacker accused of sex crimes by two Swedish women. Now add this to the mix: Monday, a retired female judge accused the female Swedish prosecutor attempting to extradite Assange of having a "biased view" against men.




Sunday, February 6, 2011

GOP: WOW! He Can Afford To Join Our Country Club.


Egypt’s embattled President Hosni Mubarak’s and his family’s net worth is estimated to be between U.S. dollars 40 and 70 billion, a media report said.

The wealth of the Egypt’s first family was built largely from military contracts during his days as an air force officer; Mr. Mubarak eventually diversified his investments through his family when he became President in 1981, the ABC News quoted experts as saying.

The family’s net worth now ranges from U.S. dollars 40 to 70 billion, by some estimates, the report said.

Amaney Jamal, a political science professor at Princeton, said those estimates are comparable with the vast wealth of leaders in other Gulf countries.

“The business ventures from his military and government service accumulated to his personal wealth. There was a lot of corruption in this regime and stifling of public resources for personal gain,” Ms. Jamal was quoted as saying.



Saturday, February 5, 2011

Lindsay Lohan: Fools: You Still Don't Know There IS A Different Standard Of Justice For The Rich And Famous And Average Joes and Janes?



Lindsay Lohan will be charged with felony grand theft ... TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with the case tell TMZ the L.A. County District Attorney will file the case as early as Monday.

Lindsay is accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Venice, CA jewelry store on January 22. Surveillance video from the store shows Lindsay with the necklace in question and there are photos of her wearing what appears to be the same necklace a week later.

If convicted ... Lindsay faces a maximum of three years in state prison.

Sources connected with Lindsay tell TMZ ... Lindsay says she'll fight the charge and she's sticking with her story that she took the jewelry on loan.

The case could also have a dramatic impact on her ongoing DUI case in Beverly Hills since she is currently on probation.




Friday, February 4, 2011

Weebl And Bob On The Moon

Whaat really happens on the moon?
Weebls Stuff - On The Moon Ep.7.

Bob shows Weebl How To Do Housework

Mubarak: I Want To Go, But I Must Stay For The Good Of Egypt


Hosni: Gee, how I want to go, but just imagine the chaos if I leave. Tsk, tsk, guess I'll just have to stay.

It's not that Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak wants to stay in power, you understand; he's "fed up" with being President but has no choice other than to carry on — because if he quits, the result will be chaos and a Muslim Brotherhood takeover. And in an extended interview on state-controlled Nile TV, Vice President Omar Suleiman — Mubarak's intelligence chief and the power behind his throne — made clear that the regime is digging in for a fight.








Thursday, February 3, 2011

Impossible: A World Leader With The Courage To Be Politically Incorrect



Prime Minister Julia Gillard - Australia   gave a speech daring to voice what other countries think but are afraid to say.







Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..

Separately, Gillard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying she supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:

''IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT.. Take It Or Leave It.


'I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. '


'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'


'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'


'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'


'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'


'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'


'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."

Boehner Explains Broken Promise: We Realized Some Of Our Rich Pals Would Not Be Able To Double-Dip.



GOP proposed cuts add up to less than promised.


In their "Pledge to America," Republicans promised they would cut $100 billion from the nation's budget. On closer inspection, however, the actual savings found equals $32 billion.

FBI and Army: But, But, It's Politically Incorrect To Do Anything That Seems To Accuse "The Religion Of Peace" Of Terror.


Report says the FBI and the Army ignored warnings that could have prevented shootings

Officials hampered by bureaucracy and unwillingness to confront extremism, the report claims.


Shooting suspect Maj. Nidal Hasan potentially faces the death penalty

Washington (CNN) -- FBI and Army officials repeatedly ignored multiple warning signs that could have prevented the November 2009 massacre at Fort Hood, Texas, according to a long-awaited report released Thursday by two U.S. senators.

The inability to act was a result of both bureaucratic inefficiency and an unwillingness to identify and confront homegrown Islamic extremism, the report concludes.




DNC: GOP Is Finallly Starting To See That The Unborn Are Not Entitled To Life

GOP Lawmaker to Revise Anti-Abortion Bill 'Misconstrued' as Limiting Rape Exception
A burgeoning controversy over the definition of rape in abortion policy has prompted a Republican congressman to assure critics that his bill meant to permanently prevent taxpayer dollars from funding abortions would not exclude any rape victims from federal coverage.

The "No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act," introduced late last month by Rep. Chris Smith, R-N.J., has generated heated criticism from advocacy groups who say the legislative language makes it possible to exclude everything from date rape to statutory rape.


Wednesday, February 2, 2011

DNC: We Democrats Are Not The Only Ones Who Laugh At God's Laws




GOP senator announces support for Md. same-sex marriage bill

By John Wagner

Sen. Allan H. Kittleman (R-Howard) formally announced his support Wednesday morning for legislation that would allow same-sex marriages in Maryland, saying he would vote for the bill "because of my firm belief in equal rights."



Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Payback Time!!!


Your neighbor is a snob who thinks you are low-life. You really are but just don't like her saying it. Teach lesson: Do what you do best: Be lowlife. Each night sneak into her bathroom and leave momento.

Bob Shows Weebl How To do Housework

When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go

Swedish Man Jailed for Pooping on Store's Floor


January 31, 2011 07:20 PM EST


A man from Sweden was sentenced to jail for eight months for pooping on the floor of a store.

The strange but true incident happened in Finspång last November. Apparently, the store denied the man access to their facilities, citing health regulations that are incredibly strict. Of course, it would have been better to allow the man to use the toilet rather than have him defecate on the store’s floor.

The man got quite upset after hearing the news that he couldn’t use the store’s restroom, so he chose to simply squat on the floor and go number two.

Oh dear, this must have been quite a terrible disaster for the store clerks as well as the other shoppers.

The cashier said in court, “He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor, and pooped.” While he was going, he also insulted the cashier.

How dare he?

After he had finished his business, he stole some candy and ran out of the store.








Monday, January 31, 2011

If You Believe This Will Work, Then Have I Got A Golden Gate Bridge For You To Buy.

Charlie Sheen Rehabs At Home!


Charlie Sheen doesn't have to travel far to get better, because TMZ has learned he's doing rehab at home.

Sources connected with the actor tell us ... CBS, Warner Bros. and Charlie put their heads together and found an expert in addiction they think can help Charlie conquer his demons.

The expert and other professionals are coming to Charlie's gated community in L.A., in no small part for privacy reasons. Many rehab facilities can be tricky when it comes to patients and others spilling secrets.





Boehner: U.S. Will Not Default on Debt, But Congress Will Slash Spending

John Boehner: We will balance the budget by simply removing all funding for the sick, disabled, and poor. They have bootstraps the same as me and my rich pals. Let them pick themselves up by their own bootstraps and feel good about themselves.

You say they will die? People die!

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Bristol Palin: They Want A Virgin To Discuss Virtues Of Virginity? Ha! Get Real!

Washington University has announced that Bristol Palin will no longer be speaking during its annual "Sexual Responsibility Week," as announced earlier this week.

She had been scheduled to speak on abstinence, but after her speaking fee of $20,000 came to light, a number of students felt this would be an inappropriate use of university activity committee funds. Although Bristol Palin is known to be a politically polarizing figure, most students are insisting it is not her politics but her exhorbitant fee that has them concerned.

Her fee will be taken from an annual activity fee into which all students pay to cover events and activities. But that's not their only concern. Palin may simply be unqualified to speak to abstinence-only education.

"Her only qualification for speaking about abstinence is that she did not abstain." Student Jon Branfman told the St. Louis Beacon.



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Top World Bankers Offer To Sell Golden gate Bridge

Bankers release memo to banking world: Snort, snort, yuk, yuk. It was like clubbing baby seals. Really no challenge at all.


DAVOS, Switzerland (Reuters) – Top bankers adopted a softer tone after high-level meetings at the World Economic Forum on Saturday, thanking governments for shoring up the financial system in the hope of avoiding tighter regulation.


But, in a reminder of the problems banks still face after absorbing billions of dollars of taxpayers' money in bailouts, French Finance Minister Christine Lagarde said financiers needed to show real thanks by changing their behavior.



Friday, January 28, 2011

Pro-Deathers: What's The Crime In Kermit Gosnell Being Untidy?


Pro-Deathers release memo:

 Our great US Supreme Court has ruled that unborn babies can be killed, because they are unfit for life or they are just mounds of lifeless matter. So our boy Kerm is untidy by having body...er, matter parts in the shapes of heads, legs, arms, and torsos lying around his shop. Should you be arrested just 'cause you haven't cleaned your house? Of course not. Neither should Kerm.

We praise our boy, Kerm
Who's the cure for the effects of sperm,
He brings babies lives to term
His right to kill is very firm

Pro-Deathers,  Pro-Deathers, we are proud Pro-Deathers
There is nothing good about Pro-Lifers,
If the thrill of watching the unborn gasp
their last breath while in our grasp

Makes you want the thrill of the kill
and gives you the notion to do an abortion,
Just come to  one of our killing places
and help  us flush those unknown faces.

Pro-Deathers, Pro-Deathers
we are proud Pro-Deathers.








Thursday, January 27, 2011

Ohio Mom Dares To Want Better School For Kids


Can you imagine? This mom lives in a crime-ridden neighborhood, but wants her children to have a chance to have a better life. She must think they are better than the criminals living near her. Ha! This Ohio school district is not about to be fooled. This Mom is now a felon. She will think twice before trying to better her children in the future.

Read the story.

 Ohio Mom Jailed for Sending Her Kids to a Better School

Much of the poltical rhetoric on education reform has centered on the ability of parents to send their children to better schools, particularly in situations where they were forced to send them to schools that were failing. But in the case of Kelley Williams-Bolar, her desire to get her children better educational placement landed her in jail, and may well derail her aspirations of becoming a teacher herself.

Williams-Bolar, 40, and her two children live in housing projects in Akron, Ohio. For two years, she sent them to school in the Copley-Fairlawn district, where her father lived, because it was a safer environment -- the high crime rate in her area drove her decision. The suburban school district hired a private investigator to find their residential records and it turned out she listed the children as living in that district, although they actually stayed with her.



(More on TIME.com: See pictures of a Mandarin school in Minneapolis)



Technically, that qualifies as a felony since she falsified records, and Judge Patricia Cosgrove sentenced her to two concurrent five-year prison sentences. She suspended the sentence, though, in favor of a 10-day jail sentence, 80 hours of community service and three years probation. She had been working as a teaching assistant for special needs children and earning a teaching degree, but since she is now a convicted felon, under Ohio law she cannot earn that degree.



The conviction has caused outrage among many who advocate change and improvement in education, particularly for the poor and disadvantaged minority communities. Syracuse University professor Boyce Watkins took to the blogosphere to openly voice his outrage.



"There is no logical reason on earth why this mother of two should be dehumanized by going to jail and be left permanently marginalized from future economic and educational opportunities, he wrote on his blog. "Even if you believe in the laws that keep poor kids trapped in underperforming schools, the idea that this woman should be sent to jail for demanding educational access is simply ridiculous."

The website Change.org has launched a petition in support of reduction on appeal of Williams-Bolar's conviction, and have started a Twitter campaign on it.

Both girls, now aged 16 and 12, attended schools in Copley-Fairlawn from August 2006 to June 2008, but now attend school elsewhere, according to the Akron Beacon-Journal.





Wednesday, January 26, 2011

GOP: Vote To Select Which Photo John Boehner Should Use When Speaking For Us!

GOP releases memo: Fellow Americans, John Boehner is known as a big sissy- crybaby, but, don't forget, he is OUR sissy- crybaby. (You ought to see  him when he doesn't get his way.)

Vote to see which photo should be on all official GOP correspondence.

Photo a             Photo b             both photos
Photo a
                                                                          Photo b

GOP: Boehner Replies To Obama's State Of the Union Speech

Boehner: The DNC's State of Union given last night requires much attention. My team will over each and every comma, period, and sentence. They will divide the speech into catagories:

l. Things Obama is For, and,
2: Things Obama is Against.

Regarding Things Obama  is For, we simply say NO!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The DUH Report: Islamic militants suspected in Russia airport bombing

Another DUH Report: Don't you get tired of people saying things that are so self-evident, obvious to any rational or irrational being, that you can't believe someone would go to the trouble of actually saying them. For example, "Gosh, the sun is bright", "People can't fly like birds", etc.

Iran Advises Arab Countries How To Keep Rulers In Power

Iran to Arab countries: Do you remember how Russia used to keep its Captive Nations and its citizens subdued with gulags, force, secret police, death, beatings, etc? We did the same recently and we are still in power.

Go Ye and do likewise, and Ye shall in power remain.

Monday, January 24, 2011

GOP: Snort, Snort, Yuk, Yuk

GOP: We try to fool all  the people all the time.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Rep. Paul Ryan (R) To Answer Obama For GOP




Republicans say the choice of House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan to deliver the party's response to the State of the Union address signals the GOP's commitment to deficit reduction. The Wisconsin lawmaker was a member of President Obama's bipartisan fiscal commission, but voted against its recommendations.


Regardless of what Obama says, if he is for something, we just say NO!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

John Boehner Defines GOP Strategy

John Boehner: My official seal appears on all my
                       email.

Our strategy is simple. The GOP looks at every political possibility and determines these factors:

a. Regardless of how good, beneficial, or helpful it
    is to the American people, if Obama is for it, we
    just say NO!

b. Does it directly get the rich richer. If not, we
    just say NO!

Friday, January 21, 2011

John Boehenr: Here Is How To Be Sure Your Email Is From Me!!!!



My Dear Rich Pals,

If you receive any emails with my email address on them, make sure my official seal is enclosed somewhere or they are fake.








                                                                                                                                                         

GOP Has Good Reason To Be Upset At Bad News!!!!!!

John Boehner expresses feelings that all GOP suffer for the possibility that the rich may have to pay taxes and the disabled will have health insurance.

John: We will fight this injustice to the very last penny used to help the sick and poor.
GOP: Amen!                                                                                                                   

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Geneology Mystery Finally Solved By Scholarly Research

Finally, the age-old mystery of someone who everybody has heard about but who is allegedly not known by anyone is solved after years of research.




We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'



Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.


Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.


Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.


In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, FullaSchitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.


Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.


After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.


Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.


Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.


The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.


The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.


Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.


He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.


Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt



I just learned that some sick baby got away with free health care.

GOP and Health Care

GOP: This proves what we think about the have-nots, sick, and disabled who can't affort their own health care. We say to them: Get yourselves rich and afford it as we do. Then we will have respect for you.

Congress: 'Symbolic' passage“The House voted Wednesday to repeal the Democrats’ landmark health care overhaul, marking what the new Republican majority in the chamber hailed as the fulfillment of a campaign promise and the start of an all-out effort to dismantle President Obama’s signature domestic policy achievement,” the New York Times says.






Wednesday, January 19, 2011

GOP: You Expect Us, The Haves, To Pay Taxes? So The Have-Nots Can Have Health Insurance?

GOP: We looked up the definition of a word that is alien to us, T-A-X-E-S. This appears to be money that comes out of the pocket of the taxpayer and goes elsewhere. Who is behind this insidious scheme of making us, the Haves, shell out money? We rake it in. We don't give a shit about the poor and disabled. Let them pick themselves up by their bootstraps if they are worthy.

Friday, January 14, 2011

Quiz: What Do Movie and TV Stars and Royalty Have in Common? Who Has the Best Technique?







Mark McGrath     Morissette   Gavin     Lindsay Lohan     Sophie Monk     Calvin Klein     Cole    

Prince William     Macca     Jant Jackson     SJP     Jim Carry     Wannabe Queen Camellia

Ethan Hawke     Kevin Federline


                                             Can you match names and fingers?
























Thursday, January 13, 2011

The DUH Report: DeLay lawyer says his client will never spend day in jail


GOP:  Would anyone pay to read a newspaper' headlines that printed things like, " The Sun Causes Sunburn", " Water Can Freeze if Tempertature Gets Low Enough", "The Sun is Hot", etc.  These things are innately obvious to any rational being. One of  our own going to prison? (Snort, snort, yuk, yuk)

Tue, Jan 11 2011
Ex-House leader DeLay gets 3-year prison term

SAN ANTONIO, Tex.
Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:00pm EST

SAN ANTONIO, Tex. (Reuters) - The attorney for former House leader Tom DeLay said on Thursday he is preparing a series of motions to appeal and overturn DeLay's conviction on conspiracy and money laundering charges.


Dick DeGuerin said in an interview from his Houston office that he is confident that DeLay will never spend a day in prison.



NRA: Much Ado About Nothing While Dems Abort Innocents

The NRA (National Rifle Abomination) issued this statement to the press today: The liberals complain that we want laws that ensure each citizen carry weapons. They don't mention that we want children under 5 to only carry non-automatics. They don't mention that we want children under 3 to only carry single shot pistols. They do mention all the lives that could be saved if we had decent gun-control laws, but they do not mention all the lives lost when they commit abortion. Talk about double standards. We give citizens a chance to defend themselves against killers while they murder innocents who cannot defend themselves. For example, if a bully in the 6th grade pulled out his Uzi to mow down his prey, the prey's pals could whip out their Uzis and goodby bully. Yeh, some of the pals would be accidently killed by the flying bullets, but isn't that a small price to pay for right of self-defence?

Monday, January 10, 2011

National Rifle Abomination: Arizona Proves Need for Compulsary Gun Coverage

The NRA ( National Rifle Abomination) released this memo today: The killing of innocents by a nut with a gun in Arizona proves that all citizens must be armed at all times. That crowd of people could have shot the nut to doll rags in a jiffy. Yes, more innocents would have been killed with all those bullets flying, but that is a small price to pay for defending the right and responsibility to carrry arms. Each would have kicked the dust with a smile on his/her face. In keeping our pledge to responsibility, we still maintain that all children under 5-years old should only carry non-automatic weapons.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

NPR and Freedom of Speech

Juan Williams said on NPR what the vast majority of Amerians think and feel, and, for this, he was fired by NPR. It is my sincere hope that congress cuts its funding.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Polanski: Swiss Make Much Ado About Nothing

OK,OK. Sure I'm a rapist, pervert, criminal, escapee from justice, dirty old man, and just love young girls, but you are forgetting one thing: I can get away with it because I'm rich. (Snort, snort). 13-year olds are the best.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Polanski: Young Love Makes You Smile

Polanski: I am always ready, able, and willing, to make real women of young girls. How long do you think I'll remain under Swiss house arrest? I'll be in France before you can say, "Jack Rabbit".
Hail to all young girls...especially the 13-year olds who will always have a special place in my bed.

Monday, March 30, 2009

NRA Offers More Proof of Right to Carry Arms

NRA: Yep, read this. Now, if each resident of that nursing home had been carrying an BAR, some them would still be alive. Police: Gunman's estranged wife worked at home

CARTHAGE, N.C. (AP) — Investigators are looking into whether a gunman accused of killing eight people in a North Carolina nursing home may have targeted the facility because his estranged wife worked there, police said Monday.

Carthage Police Chief Chris McKenzie said the woman, who he did not name, worked at the nursing home. He said he believed that the couple were recently separated but that he did not have any other details. He was not sure if the woman was at the nursing home at the time of the shootings.

Authorities said Robert Stewart, 45, went on a terrifying rampage in the Pinelake Health and Rehab center on Sunday morning, killing seven residents and a nurse and wounding three others.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Logic Explains AIG Bonuses

Ailing AIG stands by need for bonuses

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner initially objected to the $165 million in payments but agreed the losses could be greater if employees are not retained.
By E. Scott Reckard and Jim Puzzanghera March 15, 2009
Reasoning: Geithner: After all, only about 10% of the 170 billion is being used for bonuses. US citizen: But, that is 165 million. Geithner: Exactly. They will use 90% to keep the brightest and best. Otherwise they may quit to find better jobs. US citizen: Aren't the the ones who brought AIG to the brink of collapse in the first place? How would they find better jobs in this economy?
Geithner: Maybe Dubya was right about US citizens not knowing how the economy works.
Tsk, tsk. We need to educate you.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Do You Know Who I Am?? The Great Me????

David Vitter: Did Madoff go to jail? Neither will I. Rules are different

for us rich. Like it or lump it, peasants!!!!

TSA Probing Vitter Incident

The Transportation Security Administration is examining Sen. David Vitter's much-reported decision to open the closed gateway door to his plane -- even though he was warned against it by an airline worker.

"We will be reviewing the alleged incident," Lauren Gaches, a TSA spokeswoman, told On Call this evening.

Roll Call first reported that Vitter, a Louisiana Republican known to the wider Washington world for showing up in the phone records of the DC madam, set off the security alarm Thursday when he tried to board a United Airlines flight from Washington Dulles to New Orleans. Vitter arrived at the gate 20 minutes before departure, and having been denied access to the plane, spiraled into what Roll Call called a "timeworn 'do-you-know-who-I-am' tirade" that "grew quite heated." He set off the security alarm when he opened the door, a spy told the paper.

Friday, February 20, 2009

ACLU Vents Ire On Italy

Italy passes emergency rape law

Italy's government has rushed through a decree to crack down on sexual violence and illegal immigration after a spate of rapes blamed on foreigners.

ACLU:

Sputter, sputter, rant, rave. What madness is this? What about the rights of the rapists? Italy is thinking only about the victims, but the rapists are the ones who are having their rights trounced on by a dictatorial state.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

You Gotta' Show Them Who's Boss

US Muslim TV boss 'beheaded wife'

Aasiya Hassan and Muzzammil Hassan
Aasiya Hassan had recently filed for divorce, alleging domestic violence

The founder of a US Muslim TV network has been charged over the beheading of his wife, media reports say.

Muzzammil Hassan, 44, is accused of second degree murder of Aasiya Hassan, whose body was found last week at the TV station in New York state.

Both Mr Hassan and his wife worked at Bridges TV, a station aimed at countering stereotypes of Muslims.

Authorities said Mrs Hassan, 37, had recently filed for divorce. The couple had two children, aged four and six.

Bridges TV, a satellite-distributed news and opinion channel, was founded by Mr Hassan in 2004 and was based in a suburb in Buffalo, in upstate New York.

Mrs Hassan had filed for divorce after enduring previous incidents of domestic violence, her lawyer told the Buffalo News.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Logic Of Hamas

HAMAS 1: Hey, Bro, what you want to do today? HAMAS 2: The usual, you know, go fire rockets at Israel. HAMAS 1: Let's make it a party and invite average people who live in this land. HAMAS 2. Terrific, I'll invite them. AVERAGE PEO PLE: Are you crazy? After years of sending rockets to them and killing innocents, you forced them to come here and destroy everything. HAMAS 2: Everything?? We still have rockets left, so we can kill more innocents. AVERAGE PEOPLE: You are causing us to be destroyed. HAMAS 2 : Suck it up and be tough. We'll see you at the party tonight or the rockets will "accidentlly" find you. AVERAGE PEOPLE: Hamas is really a terrorist organization and they are crazy.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Daschle: Me? Years Of Back Taxes? Just An Oversight!

Report: Daschle Delayed Tax Revelation

Health and Human Services secretary nominee reportedly waited nearly a month after being nominated before informing President Obama that he had not paid years of back taxes.

FOXNews.com

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Former South Dakota Senator Tom Daschle waited nearly a month after being nominated to be secretary of health and human services before informing President Obama that he had not paid years of back taxes, the Washington Post reports.

On Jan. 2, Daschle paid $140,000 in back taxes and interest to the U.S. Treasury and about two days later informed the White House and the Senate Finance Committee, the White House confirmed to the Post.

Obama's transition team discovered in December that $15,000 of the $276,000 in charitable contributions claimed by Daschle lacked proper documentation. But Daschle waited until after amended returns were filed before he mentioned the larger tax liability.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

GOP: Let Them Work For Their Insurance.

GOP: Look at these liberals giving health care to poor children. Let them do as we rich folks did: That is, let them inherit wealth. Damn slackards. Help for 11 Million Children New York Times - 15 hours ago Congress is moving rapidly to rectify the Bush administration’s shameful refusal to expand the State Children’s Health Insurance Program, or S-chip, to cover substantially more low- and middle-income children

Obama's First Real Test

Will Obama keep this man who represents the essence of dishonesty?

Daschle did not pay taxes, and he made millions in the past 2 years.

Report: Daschle Received $220G From Health Care Groups With Vested Interest

Sen. Tom Daschle, President Obama's nominee to head the Department of Health and Human Services, reportedly received $220,000 in speaking fees from health care groups with a vested interest in the work he would do once confirmed as health chief.

Tom Daschle, the former South Dakota senator picked by President Obama to reside over the nation's healthcare system, received $220,000 in speaking fees from health care groups with an interest in the work he would do once confirmed as health chief, Politico.com reported Saturday.

Daschle, who has come under fire in recent days for his failure to pay taxes, reportedly received thousands from health care groups -- such as the Health Industry Distributors Association -- that stand to gain or lose depending on the outcome of Obama's universal health care initiative.

The Health Industry Associated paid Dashle a speaking fee of $14,000 in March 2008, according to Politico.com.

Report: Daschle Received $220G From Health Care Groups With Vested Interest

Sen. Tom Daschle, President Obama's nominee to head the Department of Health and Human Services, reportedly received $220,000 in speaking fees from health care groups with a vested interest in the work he would do once confirmed as health chief.

Tom Daschle, the former South Dakota senator picked by President Obama to reside over the nation's healthcare system, received $220,000 in speaking fees from health care groups with an interest in the work he would do once confirmed as health chief, Politico.com reported Saturday.

Daschle, who has come under fire in recent days for his failure to pay taxes, reportedly received thousands from health care groups -- such as the Health Industry Distributors Association -- that stand to gain or lose depending on the outcome of Obama's universal health care initiative.

The Health Industry Associated paid Dashle a speaking fee of $14,000 in March 2008, according to Politico.com.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Bernie Madoff: You Must Be Joking. ME go to jail?

American Justice System to prosecutors: Do you realize how much money this guy has? And, you want to put him in jail? Get real! It is more punishment to banish him to a mere $7,000,000 penthouse. Poor people get justice. Rich people get off. Bulletproof Bernie: Gov't Effort to Revoke Madoff Bail Again Bounces Off Court Sends Madoff Back to $7Mil Penthouse By RICHARD ESPOSITO and AARON KATERSKY Jan. 14, 2009 The federal government today took a second shot at attempting to argue in court that alleged $50 billion fraudster Bernard Madoff ought be put behind bars while it gets its case against him into shape for court, and a second federal judge deflected the attempt to revoke the current bail conditions. He need not have bothered to doff the vest. The whole thing took less than one hour. Then it was back out into the bitter cold, into the grey SUV and back up to the posh confines of his $7 million penthouse