Future University PhDs Thank Dubya

Future PhDs say,

Tanks so mush Dubya. Ur "No Child Left Behind" mens dat all studet must have equal achievmet. So, if any studet studed and did better than other, this ment the other were left beehind. Da result was dat everone settled to the lowist level: No mor tests, no mor assegnments, everyone get's A, And I have a full schoolership to Havard due to my perfict grade avereage. And to tink, I couldn't even spel my nam befor Dubya came to mye riscue.