Prez, VP, And All Congress Thank US Citizens

There has been enough name-calling, nay-saying, and back-biting among the Dems and GOP.

Now they get together for the first time ever to sincerely offer thanks to the American tax-payer.

All join in and gush,

All Americans, We know it is tough for those of you without health care, but think of how you help us. We get 100% of health care, from prescriptions, to doctor visits, to hospitlizations, to lab tests, etc, covered without costing us one red cent. This includes our families.

If we didn't make these laws to cover ourselves, we would be in the same boat as you.We are so thankful that we are us rather than you.