Halliburton Swears: As Chenny Is Our Judge, We Are Innocent

A divided Justice Department cannot agree on strategy. The hard choice:

a. Should we declare there is not enough evidence to indite Halliburton for corruption in Iraq.

b. Should we investigate before declaring there is not enough evidence to indite?

VP Chenny decides,

The American public knows its a foregone conclusion that Halliburton will be absolved either way. Don't waste time. Investigate the people who want to reform politics.