Prez Dubya Earns PhD

Dubya says,

OK, Maybe I did not earn one, but I am smart enough to get one.

In order to prove I am as intelligent as the average person, I agreed to perform a scientific experiment. I proved that the fewer beers you drinks, the drunker you become:

I went into a bar, ordered 10 beers and chugged them down.

I was 3 sheets to the wind.

I then ordered 5 beers, chugged them down and was even more drunk.

I then ordered 3 beers, chugged them, and fell flat down on my face.

My conclusion: The fewer beers a person drinks, the drunker he becomes.