Chenney Revisits Shooting

VP Dick Chenny issues statement,

Halliburton let loose some caged, tamed, liberal media naysayers who constantly harp on Dubya's and my plan to destroy everything that does not get the rich richer.

A few rich pals and I were to simply enjoy shooting them, and I accidentally shot a predator rather a prey. Like it's a big deal.

Enough 'bout the trivia. Let's talk about the shot. It was wonderful, hard-to-hit target that only NRA members could hope to hit.

He had a bright red vest on, but I thought it was a prey disguised as a commie left over from the Cold War. Anyhow, back to the shot...blah, blah, blah...