Christ Is Still Outlawed In 2007 In Our District

School district in Wisconsin sues all those who claim to be the first to outlaw Christ during the Christmas season.

District says,

Those false, first-to-outlaw-Christ wannabes are bogus. We were the first, we are proud of this fact, and we will sue anyone who tries to claim our victory.

The Glendale-River Hills School District of Glendale, Wis., has a written policy saying songs with "dogmatic religious statements" are taboo. No Christmas carols at Christmas.