Democrats Gratefully Thank Dubya

The DNC gleefully held a thanksgiving reception for Dubya and the rest of the GOP after releasing this official resolution:

We, the DNC, the party of baby-murderers, no Christ-In-Christmas, same-sex unions, and all other moral abominations, issue this formal note of gratitude for Dubya and his GOP.

We know we would never stand a chance of any being with a moral fiber voting for us except for the facts of the acts committed by Dubya and his GOP. These acts include but are not limited to:

bribery

outsourcing of American jobs

destruction of retirements pensions and income of the average joe

economy and ecology destruction

piss-on-the-wounded vets at Walter Reed,

etc, etc.

Our final words: Party time!!!