DNC: A New Day Is Dawning

DCN big-wigs issue formal agenda statement:

Ha! The profound hypocrisy of the GOP and its recording-setting corruption kicked them out of power and put us in. The future will show we can do anything better than anything they can do. Corruption? Lies? Graft? Bribes? Theft? Whatever!! We will outdo them and beat their "unbeatable" record for corruption.

However, there does appear to be a problem: Several DNC politicians renounce same-sex marriages and abortion. We will not let this evil heresy spread. In fact, we will increase exponentially the murder of un/partially born and homosexually. Of course, if they all marry each other and remain faithful, they would all die out. Oh, yea! Faithful? They, like the DNC majority, are not faithful to God or their country. How, can they be faithful to each other? Problem solved.

We shall remain.