Dubya Does P oetry

Dubya brags,

In all modesty, I am not just a great leader, my accomplishments in the academic fields don't leave little to be desired. For example, read the lyrics to my song. Can you put it to music?

"The GOP and Me".

Lies: Never have so many been told to so many as told by the GOP and me.

Corruption: Never have so many been so corrupt as resides in the GOP and me.

Environment: Never has so much been destroyed as done by the GOP and me.

Jobs: Never have so many been lost by so many as caused by the GOP and me.

Tax-cuts for the rich: Never has so much been given to so few as done by the GOP and me.

Economy: Never has so much been destroyed as done by the GOP and me.

Pollution: Never has so much been damaged by so few as done by the GOP and me.

Jobs lost: Never have so many been sent overseas as done by the GOP and me.

Caring about the poor, sick, and elderly: Never has so little been done by so many as done by the GOP and me.