GOP And DNC Denounce Bex's Plan For Political Unity

Bex's plan:

Take what is good from both parties and discard the rest. What your responses?

GOP response:

There is nothing good about the DNC. They publicly renounce our agenda about doing whatever is needed to help the rich get richer at the expense of the poor. We say as the rich get richer, some of their excess wealth will trickle down to the poor allowing them to pick themselves up by their bootstraps. DNC Response:

There is nothing good about the GOP. They publicly denounce our agenda to murder un/partially born babies and destroy the concept of marriage. We say if murdering babies and homosexuality floats your boat, have at it. God's Will doesn't count as long as we get votes.