Polite Queen Hillary Thanks Bush

Prez-wanna-be Hillary issues profound thanks to Dubya:

Dubya, I normally would not stand a chance of being a dog-catcher in in Dogpatch, because I am with the party that wants same-sex, marriage, abortion, destruction of marriage, etc.

However, Dubya, with your policies that raped the economy, environment, justice, and poor for the rich to get richer, I now have a good chance.

With a tearful, heart-felt, sincere feeling of gratitude, I thank you, Dubya.