1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 2. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it. 3. I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid. 4. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?!? 5. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 6. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 7. How about never? Is never good for you? 8. You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication. 9. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.