Wednesday, May 9, 2007

ACLU: This Will Be Our Official Victory Song As Soon As Our Political Correctness Police Win The War.

ACLU proudly announces To USA:
We proudly present our victory song to-be in anticipation of winning the war against Christmas.
The Month Before Christmas
T'was the month before Christmas when all through our land,Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand.
Our PC Police had taken away the reason for Christmas , a word no one dared say.The children were told by their schools to be silent about Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings the teachers would say, 'cause December 25th is just a " holiday".
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit, Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod, Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa in hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
The Targets were hanging their trees upside down, while at Lowe's the word "Christmas" was nowhere to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears, You won't hear the word "Christmas"; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusivity and sensitivity along with Di-ver-si-ty are the words we used to delete Christianity.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen, On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter, To eliminate Jesus in all public matter.
And Christians spoke not a word as we took away faith, and forbade them to speak of salvation and grace.
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded, the reason for the season was stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree", sipping your Starbucks... listen to me.
Pick your words carefully and choose what you say, shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday.
Official ACLU note: MERRY CHRISTMAS and Happy Holiday in last two lines need to switch places, because this typo negates our agenda.
Copyright by ACLU in anticipation of our victory against Christmas and Christians. Anyone singing this song without switching places of MERRY CHRISTMAS and Happy Holiday will be put to death.