Dubya and GOP proudly announce:
The world preceives us as destroyers of the envroniment who only care about the rich and piss on the poor. We are about to change that image. Of course, this change will unintentionally and unjustly award Big Oil with even more unpresedented windfall, tax-free profits. But, the improvement in the long haul is worth it.
We will drill everyl drop of that nasty, slick, polluting, stinking, dirty, environment- destroying oil out of Alaska and the Artic Circle.
No more oil means no more pollution. And, statistics say that at least one male-female pair of each wildlife specie will survive to repopulate after we are finlished.
But, if they don't this price is small compared to a future without fear of oil pollution.
And, they say we don't care. Ha! we care, we really, really care.
