Is justice blind...or just asleep? What can you do if your mind is made up before the trial or if you just don't give a shit? Well, Doz-NoMore is just what the doctor calls for as 88.9% of all Supreme Court justices can verify. However, nothing works if you really need that nap.
Snorer in the court!
Here in the loftiest location in the land, the U.S. Supreme Court, there are no "embedded" reporters needed, because those presiding are embedded already.
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg taking case head on: Apply directly to the forehead.
I give you the case of Justice Ruth Bader Snoozeburg – I mean, Ginsburg – who was caught nappin' on the job while listening to arguments.
Her trip to dreamland was apparently the highlight of the workday, as a court artist sketched an image of the infamous doze as Snoozeburg's head became one with the bench.
Apparently, sawing wood at the high court is little cause for concern, as the Associated Press reported: "Justices David Souter and Samuel Alito, who flank the 72-year-old, looked at her but did not give her a nudge."
Perhaps they knew what we all know: America is better off when Snoozeburg is out like a light.
