GOP: Ha! Diogenes Had It Easy Compared To Us

GOP proudly issues formal statement:

Well, we have set a new record in addition to our other world-records such as: Loss of jobs, economy breakdown, atmospheric pollution, attempted destruction of Medicare and Social Security, rich getting richer and poor getting poorer, etc. Well, enough about our past glories; now to the present. Good old Diogenes wandered around looking for an honest man. He would have found thousands compared to finding one honest GOP politician today.

Yep, we are proud.