DNC's Agenda:
Our treason to both country and God, Makes us feel as snug as peas in a pod.
Now listen as we take time to explain,
We have no morals, so we have no pain.
While terrorists destroy all under the sun,
All we want to do is just cut and run.
We comfort the enemy in Iran and Iraq,
And we are really proud of the courage we lack.
God decreed one man and one woman a couple does make,
But the DNC decreed God dead and laughed at His wake.
The DNC will strive for good economy,
But it will rank lower than good old sodomy.
We protect all rights to kill un/partially born,
As we gather the votes and we toot our own horn.
Well, this just about sums it up all,
If you lack morals, give us a call.
GOP's Agenda
We, the GOP, are high and mighty,
While all others are lowlife and flighty
We know what’s best for us,
Hand it over and there’ll be no fuss.
We know what’s best for others, too,
Accept it now while you weep boo-hoo.
We’ll board all others on a great big ship,
And send them on a one-way trip.
We’ll rid ourselves of the likes of the po’,
While the ill and disabled will be the first to go.
The rich will get richer and live with a smile,
While the poor will get poorer and cry all the while.
Justice will favor the good GOP,
And piss on others, just you wait and see.
We don’t need any Social Security,
It’s just for trash who lack our maturity.
We trash all ecology,
And wreck the economy.
What’s good for the rich makes the GOP thrive,
As anyone can see, if he/she is alive.
Well, this just about sums it up all,
If you get rich, just give us a call.
