St. Louis Declared Most Dangerous US City, NRA To Rescue, Houston Cries Foul

In St. Louis, after receiving it's latest medal for the most dangerous US city, the NRA, always thinking of safety, decided to ride to the rescue.It proposes to arm each honest citizen with an AK 47 to be used in defense.

Now, if some thug tries anything or just looks like he is tempted to try, he will be shot to doll rags.The NRA emphasized that all who advocate gun control are dangerous to these honest citizens, so they are eligible to be shot.

Houston, outraged, by a bias it sees in the vote, declared itself the most dangerous city.

Houston issued statement:

Our thugs outnumber St. Louis' by 3 to 1 if you count those living here from New Orleans after Katrina. But, the "powers that be" decided these thugs can't count until they've been here 3 years...or learn to read...whichever comes first. No fair!